Poll: Which "Seinfeld" Episode Is the Greatest of All Time?

Results of 142 votes:

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   The Soup Nazi (1995)

    

   A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.
2. 2.
   

   The Parking Garage (1991)

    

   The four friends go shopping at the mall and get lost for hours in the parking garage when they forget where they parked their car.
3. 3.
   

   The Contest (1992)

    

   George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.
4. 4.
   

   The Opposite (1994)

    

   George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry keeps breaking even. Kramer gets his coffee table book publish…
5. 5.
   

   The Marine Biologist (1994)

    

   George starts dating a college friend, who thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian noveli…
6. 6.
   

   The Bubble Boy (1992)

    

   On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.
7. 7.
   

   The Calzone (1996)

    

   George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But, George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. Meanwhile, Kramer will…
8. 8.
   

   The Bizarro Jerry (1996)

    

   George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.
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   The Outing (1993)

    

   A prank by Elaine leads a newspaper journalist to think that Jerry and George are gay.
10. 10.
    

    The Tape (1991)

     

    George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on his tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.
11. 11.
    

    The Strike (1997)

     

    Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. George makes up a charity. Elaine gives a fake number to a man.
12. 12.
    

    The Fusilli Jerry (1995)

     

    Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates from the DMV; Jerry becomes disturbed when he finds out that his mechanic used his pe…
13. 13.
    

    The Merv Griffin Show (1997)

     

    George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's girlfriend has a vintage toy collection she won't let him touch. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of "The Merv Griffin …
14. 14.
    

    The Implant (1993)

     

    Elaine is adamant that the woman Jerry likes has implants. But when Elaine meets the woman in the sauna and trips and lands on her breasts, she isn't so sure that they are implants after all.
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    The Fire (1994)

     

    Another Seinfeld TV Series Episode Not Listed "The Fire" [as the pictured example] George struggles to keep his cool in a fire. Elaine's co-worker heckles Jerry's act, and Jerry's retaliati…
16. 16.
    

    The Junior Mint (1993)

     

    Elaine decides to visit her former boyfriend, who is in the hospital for a serious operation; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry had a date with a woman whose name rhymes with…
17. 17.
    

    The Frogger (1998)

     

    George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake.
18. 18.
    

    The Limo (1992)

     

    Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.
19. 19.
    

    The Airport (1992)

     

    Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. Jerry travels in first class while Elaine in coach class. George and Kramer runs into trouble while trying to arrive on time to pick up Jerry and Elaine at the a…
20. 20.
    

    The Hamptons (1994)

     

    The gang visits a friend's new baby in the Hamptons. George's girlfriend goes topless. A doctor's wording puzzles Elaine. George experiences "shrinkage." Kramer makes a controversial dinner.
21. 21.
    

    The Abstinence (1996)

     

    Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Junior High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and al…
22. 22.
    

    The Subway (1992)

     

    Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overheard a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.
23. 23.
    

    The Puffy Shirt (1993)

     

    Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.
24. 24.
    

    The Serenity Now (1997)

     

    Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers.
25. 25.
    

    The Race (1994)

     

    A grade school acquaintance puts pressure on Jerry to finally settle an old score in the form of a race; Elaine is blacklisted from a Chinese restaurant.
26. 26.
    

    The Jimmy (1995)

     

    Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.
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    The Little Kicks (1996)

     

    Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a terrible dancer.
28. 28.
    

    The Boyfriend (1992)

     

    Elaine and Keith are hitting it off until he pulls out a cigarette; Keith wants Jerry to help him move, leading Jerry along with Elaine to breakup with Keith.
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    The Nap (1997)

     

    George takes a nap under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Jerry has some maintenance done on his kitchen. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a new mattress.
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    The Rye (1996)

     

    After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, t…
31. 31.
    

    The Betrayal (1997)

     

    Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by having sex with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.
32. 32.
    

    The Switch (1995)

     

    Jerry wants to switch from dating a non-laughing woman to dating her roommate; Elaine has difficulty retrieving a tennis racket she loaned out; George enlists Kramer's mother to spy on his seemingly b…
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    The Chicken Roaster (1996)

     

    Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartment building. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Kramer and Jerry wind…
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    The Yada Yada (1997)

     

    George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Jewish jokes. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt a baby. Kramer and Mickey fight ov…
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    The Library (1991)

     

    The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.