- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: Yes-husbands are stupid; with them a woman won is a woman secure...
- Title card: Monte Carlo, Europe's playground - irresponsible and gay as ever when the Armistice was signed.
- Title card: [in reference to a glass containing Count Karamzin's morning beverage, which we then see him drink] His "eyeopener," oxblood.
- Princess Olga Petchnikoff: Apropos - Ventucci is coming this afternoon with twenty of the thousand franc notes. He says we can have more in a few days...
- Princess Vera Petchnikoff: Mon dieu, how I wish those notes were real!
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: And I also. You don't know how it distresses me to do this sort of thing. I - a Karamzin.
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: You know, cousins, I have always had a weakness for American women - I think I shall enjoy this undertaking!
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: [addressing Helen Hughes, the ambassador's wife] This is the first time, Madame - that you are here?
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: [continues] It is a dangerous place for strangers - so many hungry sharks lying in wait to get hold of one's money - If you, Madame, and your husband, will permit me - I shall be happy to play the kind protector - I have been here and know the ins and outs quite well.
- Andrew J. Hughes - U.S. Special-Envoy to Monaco: Where did you get the decorations?
- Helen Hughes: You mean the orchids? Count Karamzin sent them up. It was very thoughtful of him, wasn't it?
- Andrew J. Hughes - U.S. Special-Envoy to Monaco: [looking skeptical] He'd better save his money - he might need it!
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: Your husband seems a little piqued tonight - did he mind the flowers?
- Helen Hughes: Oh, no - that's just his way. Andrew is so thoughtless about such things - and like most husbands he doesn't like to be reminded of it.
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: Yes - husbands are stupid: with them a woman won is a woman secure.
- Helen Hughes: I think the Count is an unusually interesting man - and please, Andrew, don't try to pick my friends for me - remember - I'm free - white - and twenty-one!
- Andrew J. Hughes - U.S. Special-Envoy to Monaco: Well, I'm married - sunburned - and forty-one... But - my eyes are pretty good yet!
- Princess Olga Petchnikoff: [teasingly addressing Count Karamzin] And has Madame Garoupe's "hotel" improved its accommodations, my dear friend?
- Princess Olga Petchnikoff: I hope, in your zeal for the chase, you'll not forget it's the *money*, not the *woman*, we want.
- Maruschka: Please, your Excellency, you *did* mean it - when you promised to marry me?
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: Certainly, my dear. But, as you know, my estates in Russia are still unsettled. I am absolutely without funds, Marushka - on the charity of my cousins.
- Title card: Hell's Paradise - Salon de Roulette - the sound of rakes on green cloth - and chips on chips - rustling paper - money...
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: [addressing Helen Hughes, who is at the roulette table - and winning] Fortune is with you tonight. She is a fickle goddess - I am afraid I have lost her favor.
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: That it should come to this - to be compelled to ask help of a woman! If it were only my life at stake, I would not mind. But the honor of my name - my father's name...
- Helen Hughes: Is there anything I can do? Please tell me - I'd gladly help you - because I know how brave and sincere you are.
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: By tomorrow morning I must have ninety thousand francs - a debt of honor that must be paid either with money or with blood... But I have given all to my country - and now that I need - I have not.
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: I place my life in your hands.
- Helen Hughes: [handing Karamzin the money that he begged her for] I'm so proud that you consider me worthy of your confidence, Count Karamzin.
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: [trying to explain away his not-so-gallant actions he undertook while escaping the fire] It was a rather embarrassing situation - you see Mrs. Hughes hadn't the courage to jump and as an officer and a gentleman, I had to jump first, to show her...
- Count Sergius Karamzin - Capt. 3rd Hussars Imper. Russian Army: [Ambassador Hughes has punched Karamzin in the face and knocked him to the ground] As an officer and a gentleman, I demand an apology!
- Andrew J. Hughes - U.S. Special-Envoy to Monaco: Officer and gentleman hell. You're not even a MAN!
- Andrew J. Hughes - U.S. Special-Envoy to Monaco: And the quicker you and your two dear "cousins" get out of Monte Carlo, the better!
- Princess Olga Petchnikoff: [addressing the police, who have come to bust her and her equally phony sidekick Vera, both of whom have been masquerading as Russian nobility] Do you realize what you are doing? It will cost you your career - I am Princess Olga Petchnikoff!
- Title card: [quoting from the book that Helen Hughes has been reading] And thus it happened that disillusionment came finally to a foolish wife, who found in her own husband the nobility she had sought for in - a counterfeit.