Saps at Sea (1940)
James Finlayson: Dr. J.H. Finlayson
Quotes
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Oliver Hardy : What seems to be - the matter with me, Doctor?
Dr. J.H. Finlayson : Just as I suspected: a severe case of hornophobia.
Oliver Hardy : Hornophobia?
Dr. J.H. Finlayson : Yes, you're allergic to horns. In fact, you're on the verge of hornomania!
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Dr. J.H. Finlayson : What you need is a complete rest - plenty of peace and quiet. And a strict diet of goat's milk.
Stanley Laurel : Do ghosts have milk?
Dr. J.H. Finlayson : Not, ghost. Goat! G-O-Oat! Goat!
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Dr. J.H. Finlayson : Well, that's my advice. Take it or leave it. I don't give a continental!
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Stan : [seeing Dr. Finlayson take out a large rubber balloon with numbered graduation-markings on the side] What's that thing for?
Dr. J.H. Finlayson : [pompously] It's my OWN INVENTION --- a LUNG TESTUH! Eighty is normal --- if you go beyond that, ANNYYTHING is possible!