- Dr. Madison Brown: How in the world did Eve ever get Adam when she had no other woman to help her with the subtle little touches?
- Julie Howard: Anabelle! Do you mean you're going to deliberately set out to trap him?
- Anabel Sims: Well, I know it's dreadful but this is the kind of thing men force us to do.
- Anabel Sims: You don't happen to know any millionaires, do you?
- Julie Howard: If I did I'd hoard 'em.
- Anabel Sims: Why can't we send them flowers and candy? Or take them out to dinner? Or why can't we call for them in our cars and take them for a nice little drive in the country?
- Julie Howard: And run out of gas?
- Anabel Sims: Maybe. If we wanted to.
- Dr. Madison Brown: Now, about that emotional insomnia of yours, I recommend a little less romantic imagination and a little more sleep, Miss Sims.
- Anabel Sims: Oh, Dr. Brown, of course. How could I ever forget you?
- Dr. Madison Brown: Oh, why not? Ordinary face and I've been wearing it for years.
- Dr. Madison Brown: Well, I guess there's nothing left for me to do but to get back to my old table and drown my loneliness in good bottle of wine. "Peeper"-Heidsieck 1933.
- Anabel Sims: You don't know what terrible things I've done. I've used your name, I've lied about you, and I've even pretended there was - a wild love affair going on between us.
- Anabel Sims: To tell you the truth, it was all a kind of a plan. You see, I was after you; but, I wasn't after you. Why I was only after you because I was after him. You understand?
- Sam McNutt: After all, what's the matter with her? Nice eyes, pretty nose, cute little figure.
- Anabel Sims: Why don't you open my mouth and examine my teeth!
- Anabel Sims: Julie, do you know something about being a girl? You can just never give up. You have to take every single little defeat and twist it around and around - until it turns into a great big victory.
- Mrs. Willoughby: Don't be too upset, Doctor. Women have found it necessary to use subterfuge and their own feminine devices for centuries. We never thought it quite a good idea to tell you men about it.
- Anabel Sims: Martinis - with a small onion.
- Dr. Madison Brown: Well, that's the only way I like them.
- Anabel Sims: Well, I guessed right then, didn't I?
- Dr. Madison Brown: Yes. You seem to have a special talent for knowing what people like.
- Anabel Sims: Well, some people.
- Dr. Madison Brown: I can't even buy a necktie or get a shave without a sales talk on love. The only place I'm safe is in a Turkish Bath - and I'm not so sure about that.
- Anabel Sims: And who made that crazy rule that a man can just see a girl he likes and right away ask her for a date; but, a girl can't ever ask a man - no matter how wonderful she thinks he is. She can't say where'd you get those big brown eyes or let's go bowling Thursday. And who made that rule? Men! That's who.
- Anabel Sims: Once you get your name in the papers, even if its just a bunch of big lies, people begin to do the craziest things. Why, they even asked me my opinion about politics. Now, who knows anything about that?
- Anabel Sims: We'll have our dinner on a card table, right in front of a cozy fire. Because, you know, there's nothing like delicious home-cooked food to make a man not want to be a bachelor anymore.
- Julie Howard: Home-cooked food, my eye. It's all those little trimmings that you're counting on. Like that snug little dress of your's and when you serve the turtle soup, accidentally letting your hair brush against his cheek.
- Anabel Sims: Why, Julie.
- Julie Howard: Of course, I don't want to put any ideas into your head.
- Anabel Sims: Well, if you can think of any I've missed...
- Dr. Madison Brown: Anabel, with all your thoroughness, there was one habit of mine you didn't discover. I like to listen to hillbilly radio programs. .
- Julie Howard: You'll look a lot prettier wearing an emerald necklace than you ever would with a stethoscope.
- Anabel Sims: You know what Mr. Sanford's like. Do you remember before when he promised to make me a head of a department and what happened? I got chased all over a three-story house!
- Julie Howard: Don't forget I told you. They're having dinner at eight o'clock and who knows what by nine.
- Dr. Madison Brown: To paraphrase the words of a very great man: Never before in the field of human conflict has one girl done so much for so little.