- [first lines]
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] Girls, goin' swimming, Girl, in bikinis, / A walkin' and wigglin' by, yay, yay, yay / Girls, on the beaches, / Girls, oh, what a peaches, / So pretty, Lord I could cry / I'm just a red blooded boy / And I can't stop thinkin' about Girls!
- Back Up Singers: [singing] Return to sender / Return to sender.
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack. / Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back.
- Ross Carpenter: You know something? I should win a medal.
- Laurel Dodge: What for?
- Ross Carpenter: For being the world's biggest jackass. Well, say something.
- Laurel Dodge: Okay, You're the world's biggest jackass.
- Ross Carpenter: No. I thought the only thing in the world that could make me happy was owning the boat. But it isn't. I'm over it, I'm over it.
- Laurel Dodge: I love you anyway.
- Ross Carpenter: Hey, I'll tell you what. We'll build a new boat. You and I.
- Laurel Dodge: Is that a proposal or a proposition?
- Ross Carpenter: Well, either you marry me or live with me in sin.
- Laurel Dodge: Couldn't I have a little bit of both?
- Robin Gantner: [to Ross] Sir Galahad. You're Sir Galahad, Don Juan, and Casanova all rolled into one. If it isn't this boat, it's girls. Girls! Girls! Girls!
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] Angel walk on street, Earth boy walking too / All at once they meet, Oo-oo-oo dreams come true.
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] I don't want to get tied down with a girl like you / I don't want to... love you, but I do.
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] If I should live to be ninety, I will never forget / The little shrimp and the song he sang as he jumped into the net.
- [last lines]
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] I'm just a red blooded boy / And I can't stop thinkin' about Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls!
- Mrs. Arthur Morgan: I don't give to organised charity, but there's a big charge in doing it this way - individual cases.
- Ross Carpenter: Mrs. Morgan, I don't - I have to earn what I get.
- Mrs. Arthur Morgan: [Lasciviously and with a bat of eyelids] Oh, you would, honey... you would!
- Laurel Dodge: You like games as well as l do.
- Ross Carpenter: Come aboard and play.
- Laurel Dodge: Tell me the rules.
- Ross Carpenter: l got a feeling you'd cheat.
- Laurel Dodge: That's usually what lady says to gentleman.
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] Girls, big and brassy, Girls, small and sassy, Just give me one of each kind...
- Kin Yung: You wash dishes. l'll show young couple calm before storm from porch.
- Madam Yung: Young couple look at own calm before storm. You help wash dishes.
- Kin Yung: Honorable ancestors do not approve of men in kitchen!
- Madam Yung: Use honorable detergent!
- Robin Gantner: [singing] When you're in my arms and I feel you so close to me, All my wildest dreams come true...
- Laurel Dodge: Why is it you feel so much more alive in a storm?
- Ross Carpenter: l dont know. I guess, maybe it's because everything seems - more intense, more real.
- Laurel Dodge: This is real.
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] Because of love I'm the happiest guy, And life is sweet as cherry cream pie...
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] Free ride, New Orleans, stay in grand hotel, Meet Creole gal who help you come out of your shell...
- Robin Gantner: When you go, you go the whole route, don't you? First you pull the rug out from under my feet, now you want to take the bread out of my mouth.
- Wesley Johnson: Would you like me to make it a loan until next week's allowance?
- Laurel Dodge: The interest would be too high.
- Wesley Johnson: Won't you join me in my sad and solitary vice?
- Laurel Dodge: l'm touched, Mr. Johnson.
- Ross Carpenter: [singing] Now, I'm gonna see my baby soon as I get back, Knock on her door with my pockets packed, She'll look at me, well she can't say no, We're comin' in loaded so come on let's go...
- Laurel Dodge: l could have done this myself. l've been had.
- Wesley Johnson: Not yet.
- Laurel Dodge: I think your eyes are a little bigger than your stomach, Mr. Johnson.
- Laurel Dodge: May l use that man? l'll pay you for him.
- Wesley Johnson: It all depends. You want to rent him or buy him?
- Laurel Dodge: [while kissing Ross out on the porch during a rainstorm] We're getting wet.
- Ross Carpenter: Do you care?
- Laurel Dodge: I don't wanna care about anything.
- [they kiss again]
- Ross Carpenter: Were supposed to be relaxing, remember? It's a nice day, a nice breeze...
- Laurel Dodge: Nice boy.
- Ross Carpenter: A nice girl.
- [singing]
- Ross Carpenter: When a boy like me meets a girl like you, Then I must believe wishes come true, I just look at you and I touch your hand, And this ordinary world becomes a wonderland...