- Heather Halloran: I'm not working for a human being. He's a computer, with an automatic brain, and an electric eye, and a recording system all in one.
- Louise Halloran: My boss is a slob.
- Heather Halloran: I've never fainted before in my life.
- Dr. Capper: Well, you've never been in this condition before.
- Heather Halloran: What condition?
- Dr. Capper: You'll get over it - shall we say in about seven and a half months?
- Heather Halloran: That's impossible!
- Dr. Capper: [huge eye roll] If I've heard that once... .
- Dr. Capper: [cheerfully] I've got some good news for you, Mrs. Halloran!
- Heather Halloran: It's Miss Halloran.
- Dr. Capper: [less cheerful] Then I've got some bad news for you, Miss Halloran...