The Producers (1967)
Estelle Winwood: Hold Me Touch Me
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Quotes
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Max Bialystock : All right. All right. All right. The Contessa and the Chauffeur.
[makes car noises]
Hold me, Touch me : So the Count hired you this morning, Rudolfo? Watch the road. Watch the road.
Max Bialystock : [stops making car noises] can't take my eyes off you! How can I drive when you drive me mad? Mad!
Hold me, Touch me : [giggles] Rudolfo, you dirty pig!
[seriously]
Hold me, Touch me : Pull over.
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Hold me, Touch me : And after that, we'll play, "The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucretia", and I'll be Lucretia.
Max Bialystock : And I'll be Rape!
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Max Bialystock : Till Thursday. Thursday. Until Thursday, then, you bawdy wench.
Hold me, Touch me : Oh, hold me! Touch me!
Max Bialystock : Thursday! Thursday!
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Hold me, Touch me : I can't abide a peeping Tom. There's one in the apartment just opposite my bedroom window. I swear, that man never takes his field glasses off me, not for a minute. Feeling better?
Max Bialystock : Yes.
Hold me, Touch me : Good.
[locking the door to Max's office]
Hold me, Touch me : Let's fool around.
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Hold me, Touch me : Now, I'll be the innocent little milkmaid, and you be the naughty stable boy. Ooh! This milk is so heavy. I'll never reach the house. Help - Help me. Will someone help me? Help me!
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Hold me, Touch me : Hold me! Touch me!
Max Bialystock : [pulling her into his office] Not in the hall!
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Hold me, Touch me : Oh Bialy, Bialy, darling, did I hurt you?
Max Bialystock : It's only a flesh wound, lambchop.
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Max Bialystock : I know she's in here. I wonder where she's hiding? Where are you?
Hold me, Touch me : [laughs in hiding]
Max Bialystock : Where are you, devil woman?
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Hold me, Touch me : Papa, no want to play with baby?
Hold me, Touch me : I think Papa's neck is broken.
Max Bialystock : What a sissy! Meow... meow!