Cactus Flower (1969)
Jack Weston: Harvey Greenfield
Photos
Quotes
-
Stephanie : Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.
Harvey Greenfield : I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
Stephanie : I didn't know you were interested in reading.
[She exits]
-
Harvey Greenfield : Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
Stephanie : There isn't that much wine in the world.
Harvey Greenfield : To our love affair.
[clinking glasses]
Stephanie : God forbid.
-
Dr. Julian Winston : Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.
Harvey Greenfield : You'll just have to put them back in again.
-
Stephanie : How do you like children?
Harvey Greenfield : Barbecued.
-
Stephanie : Why did you choose this place?
Harvey Greenfield : It's the new in-spot.
Stephanie : I never heard of it.
Harvey Greenfield : Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.
-
Harvey Greenfield : She really turns me off. I thought all Swedish dames were sexy, I mean, I've seen some of those movies; but, this one's like a an iceberg.
Dr. Julian Winston : She's very official.
Harvey Greenfield : Have you ever seen her out of her uniform?
[Dr. Winston gives him a look]
Harvey Greenfield : I mean in street clothes. I bet she wears corrective hats.
-
Harvey Greenfield : Let me put it to you this way: shut up.
-
Harvey Greenfield : [after Julian reveals that he told Toni he was married] That's such a lousy, dirty, rotten, filthy lie, it has class.
-
[Miss Dickinson has pointed out there is no more room on Greenfield's tab]
Harvey Greenfield : Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya.
Dr. Julian Winston : It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.
-
Harvey Greenfield : Now look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA.
Georgia : The CIA? I thought you were a television actor?
Harvey Greenfield : That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.
-
Georgia : If you work for the CIA, how come you hang around with dentists?
Harvey Greenfield : He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.
-
Harvey Greenfield : [to Nurse Dickinson] You know, you look different when you're all dressed up. In the office, you sort of look like a large Band aid.
-
Harvey Greenfield : That's not the old Julian Winston I knew in the old days. The dancing dentist at the Copa every night with a new girl.
-
Dr. Julian Winston : I understand we've been *very* naughty.
Mrs. Durant : Well, I don't know about you; but, all I had was one little caramel.
Dr. Julian Winston : Besides being bad for your teeth, Mrs. Durant, think of how caramel can hurt those splendid hips.
[pats her hip]
Mrs. Durant : Oh, isn't he a marvelous dentist!
Harvey Greenfield : Great.
Mrs. Durant : With his talents, he would have made an even better Obstetrician.
-
Harvey Greenfield : Excuse me, Sergeant, eh, Miss Dickinson. Dr. Winston asked me to make an appointment for a lady friend of mine.
Stephanie : How about a week from Tuesday at 7 AM?
Harvey Greenfield : You're kidding. I'm asleep at 7 AM.
Stephanie : Oh, I thought the appointment was for a lady?
Harvey Greenfield : That's right. We're both asleep as 7 AM. I'm sorry, I hope I haven't shocked you.
Stephanie : No, but, it must be a terrible shock for her.
-
Harvey Greenfield : What'll you have to drink?
Stephanie : Lets go all out and have champagne.
First Waiter : Very good.
Harvey Greenfield : Domestic.
-
Harvey Greenfield : I'm supposed to be your lover, remember. That's the reason you're getting a divorce. So, lets act a little crazy about me, shall we.
Stephanie : Your hand.
Harvey Greenfield : What about my hand.
Stephanie : It's on my knee.
Harvey Greenfield : Sorry, I thought it was mine.
-
Stephanie : [Harvey places his hand on her bottom] Your hand!
Harvey Greenfield : Look, I'm only human.
Stephanie : Barely.
-
Harvey Greenfield : Shall we dance?
Stephanie : I'd rather walk on hot coals.
-
Georgia : Hey, isn't that the woman from the other night?
Harvey Greenfield : Yeah, I do believe you're right.
Georgia : Who is she?
Harvey Greenfield : That's the dentist's, uh, wife.
Georgia : Well, who's that with the dentist?
Harvey Greenfield : That's his fianceé
Georgia : He has a wife and a fianceé?
Harvey Greenfield : Well, it's better than having two wives.
-
Mrs. Durant : Oh, isn't he a marvelous dentist?
Harvey Greenfield : Great.
Mrs. Durant : But with his talents he would have made an even better obstetrician.