Private Benjamin (1980)
Goldie Hawn: Judy Benjamin
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Quotes
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[after sex]
Judy Benjamin : Now I know what I've been faking all these years.
Henri Tremont : That was your first?
Judy Benjamin : And second.
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Judy Benjamin : I think they sent me to the wrong place.
Capt. Doreen Lewis : Uh-huh.
Judy Benjamin : See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.
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Sgt. L.C. Ross : Everybody up! Everybody, Benjamin!
Judy Benjamin : Oh God, you can't mean me. I worked the night shift! Go check out the bathroom, it's FABULOUS.
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Judy Benjamin : My husband had a heart attack and died on our wedding night, while we were making love.
Pvt. Mary Lou Glass : Jesus! Benjamin! I don't get it, what do you do after a thing like that?
Judy Benjamin : Join the Army!
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Capt. Doreen Lewis : Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform.
Judy Benjamin : No shit!
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Mrs. Goodman : Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?
Judy Benjamin : I'm coming.
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Judy Benjamin : [while she and Henri are standing at the altar] Henri, I know this is a really awkward time to do this, but I wanna break up.
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Judy Benjamin : What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody! Do you think I like schlepping in the rain all day and all night?
Pvt. Wanda Winter : Just keep marching, Benjamin.
Judy Benjamin : My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y Judy and I'd like somebody to call me by my name! Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a mistake fine I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! I wanna wear my sandals... I wanna go out to lunch. I wanna be NORMAL again!
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Judy Benjamin : To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.
Capt. Doreen Lewis : Oh dear.
Judy Benjamin : And I mean look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!
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Judy Benjamin : Has anybody ever died from basic?
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Judy Benjamin : Have you seen the bathroom?
Capt. Doreen Lewis : Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
Judy Benjamin : It's disgusting! There are *urinals* in there!
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Judy Benjamin : Henri, you are a shmuck.
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Judy Benjamin : Daddy - Mom just fainted.
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Yale Goodman : Lift your back leg.
Judy Benjamin : I don't have a back leg.
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Judy Benjamin : Don't bad French artists have telephones?
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Judy Benjamin : [heavenward] Look what we got!
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Judy Benjamin : You did Claire's *dishes*?