Moving Violations (1985)
Lisa Hart Carroll: Deputy Virginia Morris
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Quotes
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Dana Cannon : [coming into classroom as if he were the instructor] All right people, settle down, take your seats, thank you...
[to kid wearing red shirt]
Dana Cannon : That means you too, Red.
[to black man with dredlocks]
Dana Cannon : Hey man, I've got all your albums, you're the greatest! All right, everybody stand up, please! Everybody up, c'mon!
[to Wink Barnes, who refuses]
Dana Cannon : You! In the back! What, you waiting for a special invitation?
Wink Barnes : [leaning back in his chair] You talkin' to me?
Dana Cannon : Yes, you too! Uppity-up-up-up!
[he rises]
Dana Cannon : You're gonna like this! C'mon! Now, breathe in...
[class members take deep breath in]
Dana Cannon : ... blow out
[they blow out]
Dana Cannon : . Breathe in, blow out. That's it. Now, shake it out
[all wiggle]
Dana Cannon : Good.
[Deputies Halik and Morris enter]
Dana Cannon : Now, if the women will all be so kind as to take off all their clothes, we can get things rolling.
Deputy Halik : Sit down, Mr. Cannon.
Dana Cannon : Wait, wait. Could it be?
[to camera]
Dana Cannon : How big a coincidence is this?
[singing song]
Dana Cannon : Reunited, 'cause it feels so good!
[class collectively laughs]
Deputy Halik : [trying to suppress his anger] Sit down.
Dana Cannon : Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro-acid rain rally?
Deputy Halik : Mr. Cannon, we're your traffic school instructors.
Dana Cannon : [to the others] Is this an interesting surprise or what?
Deputy Virginia Morris : [angrily] Sit down before I mold your face into an ashtray.
[as Dana sits down, Halik and Morris smile at each other fondly]
Dana Cannon : See? All you had to do was ask nicely.
Deputy Halik : [to the others] THIS will not be tolerated in this classroom! Now, I demand strict discipline.
Dana Cannon : [to the elderly Japanese gentlemen sitting next to him] I just love it when he gets angry like this, don't you?
[the elderly man says nothing]
Dana Cannon : I thought so.
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Deputy Virginia Morris : [to the students at breaktime] This is a 15 minute break. Not a second more.
Scott Greeber : [walking past her] Yes, sir.
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Deputy Virginia Morris : What is this powder?
Dana Cannon : Fertilizer.
Deputy Virginia Morris : [disgustedly spits it out] Ughhhh! Shit!
Dana Cannon : Exactly!
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Deputy Halik : I got my promotion.
Deputy Virginia Morris : I got my period.