Sledge Hammer! (1986–1988)
Harrison Page: Captain Trunk
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Quotes
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Captain Trunk : [Trunk watches Hammer attach something to the barrel of his gun] Is that a silencer?
Sledge Hammer : No, it's not a silencer. This little doodad is my own invention. I call it a loudener.
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Captain Trunk : [to terrorist] Alright! Your show's been cancelled!
Sledge Hammer : You talking to me?
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Dori : Sorry to interrupt you, Captain.
Sledge Hammer : Just wanted to cheer you up.
Captain Trunk : That's impossible. This is the worst day of my life.
Sledge Hammer : Now you see right there, you're wrong. You've said many times that the worst day of your life was the day I joined the force.
[Trunk looks at Hammer]
Sledge Hammer : Now you feel better?
Captain Trunk : Yes.
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Captain Trunk : Hammer, you're the only man I know who can't even *win* gracefully.