Heathers (1988)
Lisanne Falk: Heather McNamara
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Quotes
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Veronica Sawyer : If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
Heather McNamara : Let's knock off early. Buy some shoes. Something lame like that.
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Heather McNamara : Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica Sawyer : You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.
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Veronica Sawyer : If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Heather McNamara the Cheerleader : Probably.
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Heather McNamara : It's your turn Heather.
Heather Chandler : No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?
Heather Duke : Sorry Heather.
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Veronica Sawyer : Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Heather McNamara : Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke : Fuck it.
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Heather McNamara : God had cursed me I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheerleading captain...
Veronica Sawyer : She knows we listen to this show.
Heather Duke : Ohmygod.
[delighted]
Heather Duke : We'll crucify her!
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Heather McNamara : God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
Veronica Sawyer : Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians... Tator Tots. It's a real party continent.
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[first lines]
Heather McNamara : Damn. It's your turn, Heather.
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Heather McNamara : God, they won't expel him, they'll just suspend him for a week or something.
Heather Chandler : He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail.
Veronica Sawyer : No way. He used blanks. All J. D. really did was ruin two pairs of pants, maybe not even that. Can you bleach out urine stains?
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Heather McNamara : God, Veronica, drool much? His name is Jason Dean. He's in my American history.
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Heather McNamara : God, come on, Veroinca.
Veronica Sawyer : What is your damage, Heather?
Heather McNamara : Don't blame me, blame Heather. She told me to haul your ass into the caf, pronto. Back me up, Heather.
Heather Duke : Yeah, she really wants to talk to you, Veronica.
Veronica Sawyer : Okay, I'm going. Jesus Christ.