My Mom's a Werewolf (1989)
Tina Caspary: Jennifer Shaber
Quotes
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Stacey Pubah : [on the phone] Jennifer, we got a big problem.
Jennifer Shaber : What is it?
Stacey Pubah : Fangoria issue number 43, October 1978. Unless a formal exorcism is performed on the deceased werewolf, the one who killed it will transform within 24 hours of the slaying.
Jennifer Shaber : Good Night, Stacey.
Stacey Pubah : No, Jennifer No.
[Jennifer hangs up the phone and yawns, revealing her werewolf teeth]
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Jennifer Shaber : Help me, my mom's a werewolf.
Stacey Pubah : You come barging in here and interrupt what might've been the most important phone call in my life and tell me that your mom's a werewolf?
Jennifer Shaber : I mean my mother's a real honest-to-goodness werewolf.
Stacey Pubah : Big deal, my mother's a cow.
Jennifer Shaber : This is serious. That weird gypsy at the convention was right. I think my mom's that weird animal that's been attacking all those women.
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Stacey Pubah : [as Jennifer stares in trance, after encountering Harry] Werewolves have the power of hypnotizing people into believing that they're friends. He's the guy who did it to her.
Jennifer Shaber : Nah, he's just a friend.
Stacey Pubah : No, he's the one that has to die. Look, shoot him with a silver bullet and your mom is cured.
Jennifer Shaber : Mom?
[goes out of trance]
Jennifer Shaber : mom?
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Jennifer Shaber : [Leslie puts bandages on her toe, while her daughter Jennifer walks in] Hi Mom.
Leslie Shaber : Hi Jennifer.
Jennifer Shaber : What happened to your toe?
Leslie Shaber : I must have stubbed it
Jennifer Shaber : Stubbed it?
Leslie Shaber : Mmm.
Jennifer Shaber : Looks like an animal bit it.
[Leslie laughs]
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Stacey Pubah : [looking through the beauty parlor window] Holy shit! Your mom's a werewolf.
Jennifer Shaber : [sarcastically] Really?
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Stacey Pubah : I bet you didn't know that Lon Chaney Jr. was the only actors to play all the monsters: Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman and the Mummy.
[Giggles]
Stacey Pubah : Oh, guess how many times Bela Lugosi played Dracula?
Jennifer Shaber : Who cares?