- Stacey Pubah: [on the phone] Jennifer, we got a big problem.
- Jennifer Shaber: What is it?
- Stacey Pubah: Fangoria issue number 43, October 1978. Unless a formal exorcism is performed on the deceased werewolf, the one who killed it will transform within 24 hours of the slaying.
- Jennifer Shaber: Good Night, Stacey.
- Stacey Pubah: No, Jennifer No.
- [Jennifer hangs up the phone and yawns, revealing her werewolf teeth]
- Jennifer Shaber: Help me, my mom's a werewolf.
- Stacey Pubah: You come barging in here and interrupt what might've been the most important phone call in my life and tell me that your mom's a werewolf?
- Jennifer Shaber: I mean my mother's a real honest-to-goodness werewolf.
- Stacey Pubah: Big deal, my mother's a cow.
- Jennifer Shaber: This is serious. That weird gypsy at the convention was right. I think my mom's that weird animal that's been attacking all those women.
- Stacey Pubah: [as Jennifer stares in trance, after encountering Harry] Werewolves have the power of hypnotizing people into believing that they're friends. He's the guy who did it to her.
- Jennifer Shaber: Nah, he's just a friend.
- Stacey Pubah: No, he's the one that has to die. Look, shoot him with a silver bullet and your mom is cured.
- Jennifer Shaber: Mom?
- [goes out of trance]
- Jennifer Shaber: mom?
- Jennifer Shaber: [Leslie puts bandages on her toe, while her daughter Jennifer walks in] Hi Mom.
- Leslie Shaber: Hi Jennifer.
- Jennifer Shaber: What happened to your toe?
- Leslie Shaber: I must have stubbed it
- Jennifer Shaber: Stubbed it?
- Leslie Shaber: Mmm.
- Jennifer Shaber: Looks like an animal bit it.
- [Leslie laughs]
- Stacey Pubah: [looking through the beauty parlor window] Holy shit! Your mom's a werewolf.
- Jennifer Shaber: [sarcastically] Really?
- Leslie Shaber: [after Jennifer chooses to join friends instead of talk with her] I guess it's hard being a teenager.
- Stacey Pubah: I bet you didn't know that Lon Chaney Jr. was the only actors to play all the monsters: Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman and the Mummy.
- [Giggles]
- Stacey Pubah: Oh, guess how many times Bela Lugosi played Dracula?
- Jennifer Shaber: Who cares?