Another You (1991)
Norman Glasser: Male Patient
Quotes
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Therapist : George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?
George : I don't know.
Therapist : What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a Ready Teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?
George : I'm a ready teddy yo.
Therapist : Are you afraid, George? That you'll go out there and start lying again?
Phil : [in a crazy English accent] No, No. He's just afraid of lyin. Isn't that right, Pinoch?
[means pinocchio]
Phil : Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! He starts lyin', then his nose starts growin', I hate it when that happens. Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Therapist : Now that's enough Phil, you let him talk.
Brad : Nah, he's afraid he'll see his old girlfried, and he won't be able to get it up.
Therapist : Is that true George?
George : No! Anyway, she dumped me.
Therapist : Why did she dump you, George?
Male patient : [stands up and points at George] She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon!
Therapist : Did you tell her that, George?
George : No.
Therapist : What did you tell her?
George : Told her I was a paratrooper in the navy seals.
Phil : [in a Peter Falk Columbo voice] Wait! Are you saying that this man is not in our armed service? Did you know this? I didn't know this! I have egg on my face!
Therapist : George, George why did you feel like you had to lie to her?
George : Oh! She never would have looked at me twice if I had told her I was a Volvo Salesman for Horsch Muller!
Therapist : The guys put a little something together for you George, to help give you confidence in your new life.
Phil : [in William Shatner's voice] Very well Mister Spock. Gentleman, set your phasers on stun.
Tim : Ha Ha!
Phil : [still in William Shatner's voice] George, on behalf of my entire crew, Spock, Bones, Scotty
[makes the hand motions for emphasis]
Phil : We'd like to present to you a little gift we picked up on Rigel 4. It's our way of saying, good luck out there in the world. God Speed, show 'em what you're made of mister!
[salutes]
Tim : [makes the Vulcan hand sign for greetings and goodbye]
Phil : [still in the William Shatner voice] Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!