City Slickers (1991)
Kyle Secor: Jeff
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Quotes
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Phil Berquist : [Phil grabs the gun out of the dirt and holds it to Jeff's head at the same time holding a handful of Jeff's hair forcibly, looking to T.R] Put the gun down! Put down the goddamned gun!
Jeff : Mmmm Mmmmm MMMM!
[Jeff looks over to T.R., nervously agreeing with Phil's order]
Mitch Robbins : Phil.
Phil Berquist : I'm not going to let them bully us anymore!
Mitch Robbins : Phil.
Phil Berquist : My father-in-law was a bully!
Mitch Robbins : Phil!
Phil Berquist : I hate bullys! Because bullys don't just bully you,
[Phil gets on his haunches, the gun still pressed to Jeff's forehead]
Phil Berquist : they take away your diginity!
Mitch Robbins : Phil, come on!
Phil Berquist : I hate that! I really, HATE that!
[Phil cocks the gun, and we see a bullet rotating into the chamber]
Jeff : Ahhhhh!
[Jeff squeezes his eyes shut, awaiting the shot]
Jeff : . Sorry!
Phil Berquist : BANG!
[Jeff's head tenses, expecting to be shot, then looks up at Phil in surprise and confusion]
Phil Berquist : All right, you assholes go and sleep it off!
[Phil makes a motion with the gun in hand toward the tent directing Jeff and T.R. to head that way]
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Mitch Robbins : [Jeff and T.R. have been intimidating Bonnie, Mitch tries to step in] Bonnie, you want to come ropin' with us?
Bonnie Rayburn : Yes, I'd...
Jeff : [Jeff and T.R. step in front of her] No, that's all right, Bonnie's talking with us, friend.
T.R. : She's fine right here.
Mitch Robbins : [as Phil and Ed approach] Listen, guys, what are you doing, huh? This isn't exactly nineties behavior, I've gotta be honest with ya.
Jeff : ...You stepped on my foot.
Ed Furillo : He did not, you horse's ass.
Jeff : You want a piece of this?
Ed Furillo : Any time, Zeke.
Jeff : How about right now, 'Stubby'?
Ed Furillo : Fine!
Curly : [makes his introduction, by roping Jeff from horseback and choking him to the fence. He enters the corral and addresses Bonnie] This man owes you an apology.
Mitch Robbins : I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it.
Curly : Not you... him.
[motioning to Jeff]
Jeff : [refusing] Uh-uh. No.
[Curly pulls a huge knife and throws it at Jeff, landing within an inch of his crotch]
Jeff : Ahhhh!
[to Bonnie]
Jeff : I'm sorry, ma'am, that'll never happen again!
Mitch Robbins : Yeah, see that it doesn't!
[Curly glares at him]
Mitch Robbins : I'm sorry, I thought that we were... on the same... you're doin' fine!
Curly : [walks up to Jeff and retrieves his knife] You guys were drinkin'... don't let it happen again.
[Jeff agrees violently. Curly uses his knife to raise his hat to Bonnie]
Curly : Ma'am...
[and departs. The two cowboys make a hasty exit in the opposite direction]
Mitch Robbins : Did you see that guy? That is the toughest man I've ever seen in my life!
[to Bonnie]
Mitch Robbins : Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddlebag with eyes!
Bonnie Rayburn : Listen, it took a lot of courage to do what you did. Thank you.
Mitch Robbins : [They begin to smile and eye each other, then Mitch comes to his senses] I'm married.