Soapdish (1991)
Carrie Fisher: Betsy Faye Sharon
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Quotes
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Lori Craven : Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.
Betsy Faye Sharon : An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.
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[an audition]
Betsy Faye Sharon : Very, very good, Mark. And very true. I love what you're doing. I just, I think if we could try it one more time, and this time... I don't know... maybe try one without your shirt.
Mark : Sure.
[Removes it and reviews the script]
Mark : "Will you be having wine with dinner?"
Betsy Faye Sharon : [lustily] I think we've found our waiter!
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Betsy Faye Sharon : She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.
David Barnes : Find her.
Betsy Faye Sharon : Well, what if she can't act?
Burton White : That never stopped us before!
[Barnes snaps his fingers]
Betsy Faye Sharon : What?
David Barnes : [snap, snap, snap, snap, snap] We make her mute!
Burton White : What?
David Barnes : If she doesn't speak, we don't have to pay her as much. A homeless deaf-mute: what could be more pathetic? God, I'm good.