Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (1993–1998)
William Shockley: Hank Lawson
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Quotes
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Hank Lawson : What's wrong with Sully? You think he'd be happy to finally get to...
Rev. Timothy Johnson : Hank, I think this discussion can hold.
Brian Cooper : It's all right, Reverend. Ma told us about the birds and the bees.
Rev. Timothy Johnson : I doubt she told you Hank's version.
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Hank Lawson : Sully, tell Michaela if she needs her wick trimmed to let me know.
Byron Sully : I'd be glad to, Hank, but the truth is, you're not man enough to hold a candle to her.
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Hank Lawson : What's all the racket? I can hardly hear myself think.
Horace Bing : Hard enough for you to think as it is!
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Hank Lawson : What was I thinking? I had to be crazy! Any man puts up with your harpin's gotta be looney!
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : Any man who doesn't care about his friends isn't much of a man.
Hank Lawson : Don't worry Michaela, you're man enough for both of us.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : Well, I never!
Hank Lawson : Yeah, well maybe that's the problem.
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Hank Lawson : I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray : Well, that's a matter of opinion.
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Hank Lawson : Speakin' of ladies... May I?
Marjorie Quinn : No, you may not.
Hank Lawson : Pleased to almost meet you.
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Hank Lawson : Bein' sheriff's a man's job, Grace.
Grace : I know. That's why I'm votin' for Matthew.
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Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : What happened?
Hank Lawson : Some guy cut me. How much to sew me up?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : I thought you prefered the expertise of Mr. Slicker in these matters.
Hank Lawson : Jake's drunk. Now can we talk later, when I'm not bleedin' to death?
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[rehearsing Tybalt for the local production of Romeo and Juliet]
Hank Lawson : Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries that thou hast done me. Therefore, turn and draw! And I'll hack off your head before you can count to three.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : Wait a minute. Stop. Stop. 'Hack off your head' is not in the play.
Hank Lawson : I fixed that line a little.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : You can't just change the lines, Hank.
Hank Lawson : I think it's better. Not only that, it rhymes.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : [sighs] Actors!
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Hank Lawson : You're gettin' one helluva woman!
Robert E. : Good luck, Sully.
Jake Slicker : You're gonna need it.
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Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : Dorothy's overcome so much herself. I think she means this book to be inspirational. I'm sure she didn't mean to offend anyone.
Hank Lawson : You read it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : I haven't had time yet. I'm looking forward to reading it this afternoon.
Hank Lawson : Where exactly you gonna be when you're readin' it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : The clinic, I suppose. Why?
Hank Lawson : Might wanna steer clear of that part of town today, folks.
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[after Dr. Mike is accepted into a prestigious medical society]
Hank Lawson : And we thought she was know-it-all before this.
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Preston A. Lodge III : [to Matthew] You're considerably younger than Hank.
Myra Bing : He's also considerably smarter.
Hank Lawson : Thanks for the support, Myra.
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Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : You did the right thing, Hank.
Hank Lawson : Don't let it get around.
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Hank Lawson : What's that squallin'?
Jake Slicker : Somebody's singin'. Sounds like Myra.
Hank Lawson : Myra can't sing!
Jake Slicker : Well, that ain't stoppin' her. Listen!
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[Loren, Hank and Jake are dressed up to play the Three Wise Men for the Christmas nativity]
Jake Slicker : Reverend. How do we look?
Rev. Timothy Johnson : I don't think they were smoking cigars, gentlemen.
Hank Lawson : Hey, we're kings. We can do whatever we want.
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Hank Lawson : What can I do for ya?
Sister Ruth : Well, you can come home to the Lord, brother. He's missing you.
Hank Lawson : Sorry, I can't say the same.
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Hank Lawson : High stakes poker, Michaela. Bunch of stinkin' drunk men sittin' around a table gamblin', smokin', talkin' dirty and we'd like for you to come. Interested?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn : No, thank you.
Hank Lawson : Darn.
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Hank Lawson : What's it like to walk on water, Michaela?
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Jake Slicker : We got ourselves a sheriff - Matthew Cooper.
Hank Lawson : I want a recount.
Jake Slicker : I know how to count, Hank. You lost by more than thirty votes.
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Marjorie Quinn : Michaela, I hope you don't mind... I brought along a friend for dinner.
Hank Lawson : Turkey. My favorite.
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Rev. Timothy Johnson : I think it's time to set aside our differences.
Hank Lawson : Not by my watch.
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Loren Bray : We can't have a lady mayor! What's that gonna make us look like?
Hank Lawson : A town full of sissies?
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Jake Slicker : Who the hell is Ralph Waldo?
Loren Bray : Probably another darn woman from Boston.
Hank Lawson : Great, now we've got two of 'em.
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Hank Lawson : Care to show us some of them moves?
Preston A. Lodge III : With you?
Hank Lawson : Why not? Been a while since I mixed it up a bit.
Jake Slicker : Yeah, at least a week.