Son in Law (1993)
Pauly Shore: Crawl
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Quotes
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Crawl : Chickens You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?
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Rebecca Warner : No! Travis you just get out.
Travis : You can't talk to me like that.
Crawl : No, but I can.
[elbows Travis in the stomach, then punches him in the face, making him fall to the ground]
Crawl : Majored in karate for two semesters.
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Crawl : Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.
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Crawl : My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?
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Crawl : [sees Walter Sr. widdling on the porch] Oh, my God, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?
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Crawl : [to Travis] You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me.
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Walter : Well, now that that's all settled, I think my future son-in-law should carve the turkey.
Rebecca Warner : Oh well you see, that's not necessary, because Crawl and I were never.
Crawl : Sure about the wedding date. So we'll just give it some time and see how things go.
Walter : Oh that's a hell of an idea. Hell of an idea!
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Crawl : [to Becca during the Halloween party] Let me guess miss your mom dad, brother, dog, boyfriend. practically everything you can think of back home. Am I right?
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Crawl : Cutting some corn. Cutting some corn. Can I get some butter please?
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Crawl : Middle America ripping the fields, oooh.
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Crawl : just give me 5 minutes ok just 5 minutes and if you dont like what i have to say then you can make your phone call.