Super Mario Bros. (1993)
John Leguizamo: Luigi Mario
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Quotes
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Sergeant Simon : Name.
Mario : Mario.
Sergeant Simon : Last name.
Mario : Mario.
Sergeant Simon : And you?
Luigi : Luigi.
Sergeant Simon : Luigi Luigi?
Luigi : No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon : Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi : Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
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[In the police car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers]
Luigi Mario : Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
Mario Mario : Luigi, *we're* the aliens.
Luigi Mario : We are? Wow, cool.
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[Lena has become fossilized into a wall]
Luigi : Wow, she sure makes an impression.
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[Mario and Luigi survey Dinohattan]
Mario Mario : This can't be Manhattan.
Luigi Mario : I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks.
Mario Mario : Must have been a bad couple of weeks.
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Luigi Mario : Nothing's impossible, you just gotta believe.
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[the Marios try to escape in a police car]
Mario : Where's the starter on this thing?
Luigi : I got a feeling about this, Marioroni...
[figures out the strange controls to start the car]
Mario : How do you know how to do that?
Luigi : Cuz I been sitting on my butt all day playing video games, that's what.
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Luigi : [after learning that Daisy was abandoned as an infant] You mean you don't know who your mother and father neither?
Princess Daisy : No. What do you mean, "neither"?
Luigi : Cuz, you see, Mario here brought me up. He's been like my mother my whole life.
Mario : Hey!
Luigi : [laughing] Ok, ok, my father, all right? And my uncle, cousin, and everybody.
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Sergeant Simon : No one touches President Koopa.
Luigi : [rubbing his eyes in pain] You're Koopa? Well, you just said you were...
King Koopa : One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
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Luigi : Remember, trust the fungus.
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[last lines]
Princess Daisy : [enters with combat fatigues and a big gun] Luigi! Mario!
Luigi : Daisy!
Princess Daisy : You guys gotta come with me! I need your help!
Luigi : Why, what's wrong?
Princess Daisy : [cradles her gun and smiles] You're not gonna believe *this*.
Mario : I believe it.
Luigi : You do?
Mario : [chuckles] I believe.
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Cop : [sees the Marios' tool belts] Aha! Plumbers!
Luigi : No, he is! I'm just apprenticing!
Cop : Get in the car!
Luigi : But I didn't do nothin'!
Cop : Get in the car now!
Mario : Are you tellin' us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber? Get outta here!
Cop : Get in there, plumber! Now!
Cop : [shoves the Marios and Toad into the squad car]
Mario : Hey! What is this?
Luigi : All right. What'd we do?
Mario : I'm gettin' arrested for bein' a plumber!
Luigi : Write his number down!
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Luigi : [trying to make conversation with Daisy after first meeting her] A-are you ok?
Princess Daisy : I got a few problems...
Luigi : Well, you know, we got a van.
Princess Daisy : [a little confused] It's... nice.
Luigi : No no, I'm asking you if you want a ride. Oh, but, uh... it's broken, though.
Princess Daisy : ...well...
[turns to leave]
Luigi : Your name's Daisy, isn't it? I-I overheard your name's Daisy. I've never heard that name around here. It's really nice, too. N-no, I *have* heard it cuz it's, like, the flower and everything... n-not that I hang around the flower shops or anything like that.
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Mario : If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch.
Luigi : Now, where's Daisy?
Spike : No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag?
Luigi : Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath?
Iggy : Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?
Luigi : Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head!
Spike : WHERE IS THE ROCK?
Mario : SHUT UP!
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Toad : You boys ain't from around here, are you?
Mario Mario , Luigi Mario : Brooklyn.
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Luigi Mario , Princess Daisy : [after watching Mario, Daniella and the other prisoned girls escape and land right in front of them on a mattress, to each other] Are you all right?
Princess Daisy : [about Mario and the girls] Are they all right?
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[Luigi has managed to get a dinner date with Daisy, thanks to Mario's help]
Mario : What would you do without your big brother, huh?
Luigi : I'd like to take a chance and find out.
Mario : Oh come on!
Luigi : I was just about to ask her that.
Mario : You weren't about to ask her nothing! You were gonna let her go!
Luigi : Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot.
Mario : Come on, you'll impress her with your manners.
Luigi : Well why'd you tell her that I suck my thumb, huh?
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Princess Daisy : [Scapelli has flooded the fossil site] Thank God you're here... I mean...
Luigi : What do you mean?
Princess Daisy : I mean, you're a plumber, right?
Luigi : Oh, yeah! I don't know exactly what to do.
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Mario : [looks at a newspaper] Are you spendin' money on this stuff? Look at this!
Luigi : Yeah, but that's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls in it.
Mario : Yeah? It's also got one on the scientist who turns brains into cheese.
Luigi : Well, you don't know. It could happen.
Mario : [laughs] How could that possibly happen?
Luigi : Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe!
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Old Lady : Are you boys new in town?
Mario : Listen, lady, we're looking for someone. And we're from Brooklyn.
Old Lady : You know, boys, this is a really rough neighborhood. You really shouldn't be wandering around without a weapon.
Mario : Yea.
Old Lady : You got one?
Luigi : ...No.
Old Lady : ...All right...
[brandishes a cattle-prod-like weapon]
Old Lady : [shouts] Get 'em up, suckers!
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[Koopa has had Toad de-evolved into a Goomba]
Luigi : That's Toad?
King Koopa : Why yes. Loyal, lethal... and stupid.