In the middle of the credits: DON'T LEAVE YET
After "NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING...": HOWEVER, SOME SPECIES DID BECOME EXTINCT DURING PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY: SPECIES / CAUSE OF DEATH Northern Horned Barn Owl (approx. 15) / Soundstage Fire Striped Red Heinied Tapir (last pair) / Grip Truck Wooly Fettered Tree Squirrel (approx. 100) / Crew Lunch
Chief Sitting ... Bull
After Cable Person: Cable Installation ... Between 8 A.M. and 5 P.M.
GEEZ, THESE CREDITS ARE LONG
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: WILL THE OWNER OF A BLUE HONDA ACCORD, LIC.# Z2W435, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON. THANK YOU.
Too Much Make-up ... Tammy Faye Bakker (wife of televangelist Jim Bakker , who was known for wearing more make-up than any other celebrity, particularly her multiple sets of heavily-mascaraed false eyelashes)
Non-speaking bit parts are introduced with the heading: PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T HAVE LINES, BUT WE LIKE 'EM
Smooth Operator ... Senator [Bob] Packwood
After Mr. Zucker's assistant Arie Samama: Arie's Evil Twin ... Rama Lama Samama
After Grip: Kung-Fu Grip ... G.I. Joe
For Further Reading we Suggest: PHIL SHERIDAN AND HIS ARMY by DR. PAUL ANDREW HUTTON, University of Nebraska Press, 1985 OR Visit Your Local Library
After Dolly Grip: Hello Dolly Grip
Credits for Mr. Weiss' Masseuse and Mr. Weiss' Hydrocolon Therapist: MR. RANDY OF BEVERLY HILLS "Randy" is a slang British term for being sexually aroused.
After Location Managers: Ozzie's Next Door Neighbor ... "Thorny" Thornberry (a reference to a character on The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (1952) ) Right Fielder ... "Marvelous" Marv Throneberry
After Foley Mixer: Frat Mixer ... This Thursday Night
After Accounting Assistant: Non-Counting Assistant ... Paul Fees
The traditional opening credits show the top of the police car going through a pinball game and down a water slide (among other wacky places) before being crushed by a Jurassic Park (1993)-style dinosaur.
After "Extras Casting" and "Dancers Casting" credits: Fly Casting ... Gil Netter
Kiss and Make-Up ... Burt and Loni (a reference to the marital difficulties of Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson )
After Lead Person credit was a Followers credit ... Steven Tilau, Gary Fuchs, Patricia Campbell, Dr. V. Ted Leon
Bill Jezzard PLEASE CALL
The TV version had a blooper reel during the end credits which was split-screened for the outtakes.