Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Alan Alda: Bob
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Quotes
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Bob : [about his Republican son] Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser. Okay?
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Bob : I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
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Bob : I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body.
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Steffi : [Sitting in the funeral parlor] What's it all about? I ean, what - what are we doing? We're rushing... we're rushing...
Bob : Th-that's right.
Steffi : Where are we going?
Laura : [Commenting as a sidebar to Lane about their parents] They're so old.
Steffi : ...into the void.
Bob : That's it. The void is it? You know, I never believed in God!
Steffi : Oh.
Bob : No, I didn't... not even asa little kid. I used - I used to think - I remember this - I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job!
Lane : [Reprovingly] Dad!
Bob : It's a wonder people don't file a class action suit against him.
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Bob : No, I'm fine, I'm fine! As long as I don't move my eyeballs.
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Bob : How are you going to go out with this man? You can't get behind him. He won't let you! You try to scratch his back, he'll knife you!
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Bob Dandridge : [Regarding a mixed metaphor from Steffi] What is this, Noël Coward with hockey?