That Thing You Do! (1996)
Johnathon Schaech: Jimmy
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Quotes
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Jimmy : [Speaking about Diane Dane] She told me never trust a label. And I'm beginning to believe her.
Lenny : Well, sure. I mean, come on. They put us up in a first class hotel, all expenses paid, while our record climbs the charts; bunch of lyin' snakes.
Jimmy : Sorry I'm buggin' you! I guess I'm alone in my principles.
[leaves the room]
Lenny : Oh come on. Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
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Mr. White : He was joining the Marines in August anyway. It was gonna happen sooner or later. Guy, say hello to Scott Pell, Wolfman.
Jimmy : How you doing?
Guy : Uh, replacement?
Mr. White : Yes.
Jimmy : Who's he player with?
Mr. White : The Techniques, uh...
Scott 'Wolfman' Pell : Roy Maxwell and the Corsairs.
Lenny : Ha-ha... really?
Mr. White : He's your new bass player.
Guy : Mr. White... no offense, but I... we've been together a long time.
Mr. White : There aren't a lot of options here, Guy.
Guy : Can he handle our tunes?
Scott 'Wolfman' Pell : I think I can handle them, junior.
[plays some bass killer licks]
Jimmy : Ok.
Lenny : Ok.
Guy : Fine.
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Faye : But I thought you already decided on The Echoes.
Jimmy : Nah, some band in Buffalo's the Echoes. And I wasn't wild about that.
Lenny : Let's just call us The - Band You're About To Hear.
Chad : How about The Corvettes?
Jimmy : Is that The Corvettes, or the Chordvettes?
Chad : No, Corvettes, like the car.
Jimmy : Well see, I was thinking like the Chord...
[writes Chordvettes]
Jimmy : *Chord*vettes, like chords in our music.
Lenny : [Guy walks in] Is that "Skitch" Patterson?
Chad : Here he is, Erie's lone beatnik.
The Bass Player : How about the Tempos? Ya know, tempos?
Lenny : Not the Tempos, Tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos, and we were... terrible.
Chad : Hey Guy, weren't you the drummer for the Tempos?
Guy : Heard that.
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Jimmy : [strums on his guitar] It just appeared, like magic, for the whole world to see.
Faye : I didn't say anything, I was just as surprised as you.
Jimmy : 'Careful, girls, he's engaged.' Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?
Faye : You're ruining this beautiful moment.
Jimmy : Where'd you get the idea that we're engaged? We're not! Last thing I need in the world!
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Guy : What do you want, something like, uh
[taps drumsticks]
Jimmy : Little slower
Guy : One, two three, four...
[taps drumsticks slower]
Jimmy : It's too fast
Lenny : Yeah, oh yeah, whoa, whoa, ya, way too fast
Jimmy : Slow down
Lenny : Slow down
Jimmy : Good
Lenny : This is not a polka. This is rock and roll.
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Jimmy : [Lenny taps his mic before their performance at the Orpheum] Hey, hey! The mic's not on!
Lenny Haise : [going backstage to Boss Vic Koss] We - the mic's not working. The mic isn't working.
Victor 'Boss Vic Koss' Kosslovich : All right, who am I not payin' back here? Come on!
[turns on their mics, but the audience complains from the feedback]
Lenny Haise : [the mic feedback fades] Thank you. Thank you. We're the Oneders.
Victor 'Boss Vic Koss' Kosslovich : Will you play some friggin' music? C'mon!
[Guy starts playing, but his crash cymbal crashes to the stage, and the audience laughs; he and Lenny right the cymbal again]
Victor 'Boss Vic Koss' Kosslovich : Right nowww!