Shanghai Noon (2000)
Xander Berkeley: Van Cleef
Quotes
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Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : Mighty impressive hardware you packin' there...
Roy O'Bannon : Why don't you get your eyes of my package, you twisted son of a bitch!
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[they both hide behind pillars, Roy shoots blindly]
Roy O'Bannon : Did I hit you?
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : [sarcastically] No, but you're getting really close.
Roy O'Bannon : You've almost killed me like seventeen times already!
[Marshall Van Cleef fires three more shots]
Roy O'Bannon : Eighteen, nineteen, twenty! You're on fire today!
[Roy fires another round of shots, way off]
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : How do you survive out here?
Roy O'Bannon : What's that supposed to mean?
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[Roy, an incredibly bad shot, has just hit Van Cleef square in the chest]
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : [bewildered] How the hell did that happen?
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Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.
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Roy O'Bannon : [referring to the duel] This is serious. You don't come back from this.
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : That's the general idea.
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Marshal Nathan Van Cleef : Why don't you turn and face me like a man?
Roy O'Bannon : Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way?