- Sully: Bet you didn't figure on watching fake vampires your first day back.
- Bosco: There was a time I didn't figure I'd have a first day back.
- Sully: I always knew.
- Bosco: No you didn't.
- Sully: When you were hurt, way back in the beginning, when we were coming over to your room and sitting with you, I realized something.
- Bosco: What? That you had better things to do?
- Sully: No. I realized why you rub me the wrong way.
- Bosco: 'Cause I'm so much better looking than you?
- Sully: When you first came on at the 5-5 you were this gung-ho, 100 miles an hour, true believer. All you wanted to do was catch bad guys.
- Bosco: And you were the opposite.
- Sully: No. I was exactly the same way when I came on. There was no one more excited about being the police. But the system beat it out of me. Bad guys I worked hard to get went free... Cops I respected ended up being dirty. Even did a few things myself I'm not too proud of.
- Bosco: Yeah?
- Sully: So I kept waiting for it to beat you down. But you never let it. And that's what I realized one day sitting by your hospital bed. You piss me off so much because you remind me that I let the system beat me.
- Bosco: You're a pretty damn good cop, Sul.
- Sully: I don't really believe there's a greater good anymore. But you still do. So I always knew that if you woke up, you'd be back out here. 'Cause you're a true believer, Bosco.
- Bosco: [after an awkward moment] I'm not gonna kiss you.
- Sully: Unless you wanna get shot again.
- [his eulogy]
- Carlos: Alex Taylor was, um... She was, um... She was a pain in the ass! I've never met anyone as stubborn as her. I mean, you couldn't tell her anything. Just this morning Doc told me that him and Lieutenant Johnson told her to get off that car like ten times. Ten times and she wouldn't do it. I remember hear... but I remember hearing her answer when they told her to get off. She said that the woman that she was with was afraid. Not that she was hurt badly or dying, but just afraid. Can you imagine risking your life so that another person isn't scared? I don't think I'll ever be capable of that kind of sacrifice, but... I'm gonna spend whatever time I have left trying to live up to that. Mrs. Taylor, I was with your daughter at the end, I held her hand. There was only one thing on her mind... you. She wanted me to tell you that it didn't hurt. That's all she wanted was for you to know. Her last thoughts were not of herself. She wanted to go out on her own terms. She wanted to leave a message and no one was going to stop her from doing that. Like I said, she was the most stubborn person I've ever met.
- Bosco: Greetings! This is not God, but this is his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over.
- Bosco: Look, I know you're upset but if we're going to have to rely on me being the level-headed one, we're going to have some serious problems.
- Bosco: Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.
- Yokas: Animals?
- Bosco: Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.
- Yokas: Oh my.
- Bosco: What?
- Yokas: Nothin'.
- Bosco: You don't watch those shows? Best shows on the box.
- Yokas: I guess I must be missing out.
- Bosco: You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.
- Davis: Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?
- Bosco: You gotta ruin it for me, right?
- [to Bosco who's in a coma]
- Yokas: Hey, Bosco. I just talked to the doctor and, uh... he said you're gonna be all right. So is your mom. She's still here but she's better... And hey, about Donald Mann. I just want you to know that I took care of that for you, okay? I... it's over. I took care of that for you.
- Rose Boscorelli: Your precinct sent a very beautiful arrangement.
- Bosco: Yeah, they're nice.
- Rose Boscorelli: Michael would've loved them.
- Bosco: Flowers from the police... He would've got a kick out of that.
- Bobby: I don't think you're a slut. I've known you for five years and you don't sleep with a lot of guys. You just keep sleeping with this one. Half the time you wanna stab him with a steak knife, the other half you can't keep your hands off him. For you, that's true love.
- Aaron Noble: I was doing research, for a book.
- Bosco: Oh my gosh. You know what? Please accept our apologies. Sarge! Sarge stop searching the car. He was only doing research for a book.
- Cruz: Oh, didn't somebody already write Dumb and Dumber?
- Yokas: forgot how many personal things I tell you. Guess I forgot how much I talk to you. You know? Because you weren't there for me to talk to. I miss you, Bosco.
- Grace Foster: Carlos is going to ask Holly to marry him. He said it's because she thinks he's amazing. I think that's pretty stupid. You dont marry someone just because they think you're amazing. I guess some people are so afraid to get hurt that they wont do something like that until they know for sure that they wont, wont take a chance until they know how the other person feels. But the problem is if you play it safe like that if you wait until you're sure, something might happen and you may never get the chance to say; I never met anyone that made me wish so much that I knew how to do this. So please just get better because I dont care how you feel about me. I just think you're amazing.
- Prison Guard: I need a next of kin.
- Cruz: I don't have one.
- Prison Guard: Cousin? Aunt?
- Cruz: I understand the concept. I don't have one.
- Sully: I'm not afraid of much, really. Not blood, not snakes or rats, not even heights. Everyone has something that makes their skin crawl. Something that wakes them up from a deep sleep in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, reaching for the bedside lamp. My nightmare comes to visit maybe every month. It stalks me, slips in, bringing with it the smell of wet dirt and a confined space. See, I'm terrified of being buried alive.
- [about Vangie]
- Carlos: The girl is four short of a six pack. For all I know she could show up nursing a Tickle Me Elmo telling me how it looks just like me.
- [to Yokas]
- Sully: You know, you should make it official. Adopt Boscorelli. Then you can list him as a dependent and take him as a deduction on your taxes.
- Bosco: I'm thinking about quitting and doing something else.
- Yokas: Really?
- Bosco: You haven't thought about it? After all this?
- Yokas: Yeah... so are you?
- Bosco: And let that skinny little bearded bastard think he beat me? Hell no. Give me a parachute and a pistol and drop me in there. I'll shoot him in the head myself.
- [Yokas and Bosco are directing traffic at an accident scene]
- Man: Excuse me, I have to get through. I live just on the other side.
- Bosco: Hey Yokas. Yokas! We got ourselves a big problem here. This guy, he lives just on the other side and he has to get through. Hey everybody! Get the hell out of the way! This guy needs to get through.
- Man: That's okay, man.
- Bosco: Come on. You drive, I'll shoot anybody that gets in your way.
- Cruz: Sorry to interrupt kindergarten, but I need, um, Boscorelli.
- Lt. Swersky: For the whole tour?
- Cruz: I'll get him back when I can.
- Bosco: Duty calls, boys. Think of me fondly with every parking ticket you issue.
- [pretending to be a paramedic]
- Bosco: She's gonna need a plastic mask and an I.V. Probably what, a standard eight?