Celebrity Poker Showdown (2003– )
Dave Foley: Self, Self - Host, Self - Contestant
Quotes
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Dave Foley : What's the point of having warm testicles if your nipples are cold?
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Phil Gordon : Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three!
Dave Foley : Or, well, if he did, by the time the cards hit the table they'd be different.
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Phil Gordon : [stands up] I'll read the chip count if you can put your hand on the top of my head.
Dave Foley : [looks at Phil's crotch, which is eye level with him] Which one?
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Dave Foley : Okay, why don't we see how the chips are stacking.
Phil Gordon : Ask nicely.
Dave Foley : Would you please do a chip count?
Phil Gordon : Okay.