Flushed Away (2006)
Hugh Jackman: Roddy
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Quotes
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Roddy : Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.
Spike : Rita, Rita, Rita.
[laughs]
Spike : Thought you could give us the slip?
[Slips and falls]
Spike : What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
Whitey : I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
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[Roddy is using a cell phone as a shield as Rita throws crayons at him; the crayons dial a number]
Take Out : Ha Chin Chinese takeout.
Roddy : Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman! She's got crayons!
Take Out : One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
Roddy : No, crayons!
Take Out : No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?
Roddy : Fried. No, wait!
Take Out : You want wonton or what?
Roddy : Cancel that order.
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Spike : Blimy, it's cold.
Whitey : That's why I wore me mittens.
Spike : Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
Whitey : It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
Rita : What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
Roddy : I haven't got your ruby!
[the ruby falls on his hand]
Roddy : Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
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Roddy : Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
Rita : Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.
Roddy : Thank you.
Rita : Just look how nicely he's dressed.
Roddy : Ah, thank you.
Rita : And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
Roddy : Precisely... What? No, no!
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Rita : This is quite tasty.
Roddy : Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.
Rita : Rice?
Slug : [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.
Maggots : Larva, larva, larva...
Roddy : Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.
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Roddy : [singing] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington.
Singing Slugs : Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?
Roddy : How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?
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Roddy : When the cat's away, the mice will play!
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Roddy : [Showing Sid the toilet] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
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Sid : You were going to flush me down the loo!
Roddy : No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!
Sid : Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?
Roddy : No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!
Sid : Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.
Roddy : No, no, no! You can't do this!
Sid : You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!
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Roddy : [gasps, gets grabbed by the metallic hand, and gets moved to a person hiding in the shadows] Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. uh... Captain Skipper Thingy.
Rita : [comes out from the shadows as she places the gum she's been chewing to the button] Hey! That's *Miss* Captain Skipper Thingy to you!
Roddy : Oops.
Rita : What are you doing on my boat?
Roddy : Look, I've had a really bad day and I just need your help. You see, I've been thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toile...
[the boat's hand puts a finger over his mouth]
Rita : Yeah, thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems, mate.
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Roddy : Roddy St. James saves the day.