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Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus : Sláinte
Murphy MacManus : You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?
Connor MacManus : Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.
Rocco : Duke Fucking Wayne!
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus : Duke Fucking WAYNE!
Rocco : Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus : And when it all falls down?
Rocco : We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus : But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco : Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus : Hard men!
Connor MacManus : Doing hard shit!
Rocco : and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus : No, 'course not
Connor MacManus : Yeah it goes without sayin'
Rocco : I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus : Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus : Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus , Rocco : Kiss my ass!
Rocco : Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
Connor MacManus : There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco : John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus , Rocco : Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Rocco : Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly : Thanks for comin' out.
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Detective Greenly : [Greenly has just been fatally wounded] Proudest day of my life, boys.
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Detective Duffy : Look! We need to figure out what we're gonna do when the boys show and start doing what they do best. 'Cause that's when the shit's really gonna hit the fan.
Dolly : But everyone is assuming that the boys are gonna turn up.We got no way of knowing that for sure
Detective Greenly : Yeah,that could totally happen.They could not come back.
Detective Duffy : What dream world did you two just slip into? We know the boys,Is there any part of you that thinks that they're just gonna let this slide? Believe this,they're either on their way or they're already here.
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Detective Greenly : Get a hostage negotiator down here, you fucking wad!
Kuntsler : Get off me! What is your fucking problem?
Detective Greenly : He could be in there all... touching her and shit!
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Detective Greenly : We are totally fucked! Not just fucked, like elephant dick, pound in the ass, no reach-around, jungle fucked!
Detective Duffy : Now's not the time to panic, Green Beans!
Detective Greenly : I disagree! Now's the perfect time to panic! We are all accessories!
Dolly : Don't you fucking say it.
Detective Greenly : Oh, I'm gonna say it alright.
Detective Duffy : You've got to calm down. Just calm down, alright? Just calm...
Dolly : You've got a mouth, you know that?
Detective Duffy : Shut the fuck up!
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Detective Greenly : Thanks for comin' out!
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Eunice : A .22? Oh you've gotta be kidding me. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Detective Greenly : Yeah, or bringing a really small gun... to a gunfight.
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Detective Duffy : This is not good. She's gunnin' for the boys hard.
Dolly : This broad, trying to put a feather in her cap, is going to get us all locked up. I mean, this couldn't be going any worse.
Detective Duffy : Let's calm down.
Detective Greenly : Calm down? Calm down? You know they're going to throw us in the Hoag. We put half of those deranged sex freaks in there. I hope you guys like cock sandwiches, 'cause we'll be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.