Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
John Leguizamo: Javier
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Quotes
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Chris D'Amico : Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.
Javier : Not a problem, man. I got your back.
Chris D'Amico : Hey, it's kind of like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.
Javier : Did you just call me your fucking butler?
Chris D'Amico : Yeah, is that not a compliment? Shit, my bad.
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Chris D'Amico : [posing with guns] I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense. I'm a super-villain! It's evolution.
Javier : Come on, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.
Chris D'Amico : That's not my name.
Javier : Okay, okay... uh, red-Red Mist.
Chris D'Amico : No, Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker!
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Javier : [referring to Mrs. D'Amico] Damn she had a nice pair of guns.
Chris D'Amico : Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits.
Javier : [holding pistols] I was talking about these.
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Chris D'Amico : [coming up with a super-villain name for a black person on his team] Black Death.
Javier : Woah woah woah, don't you think that's just a little bit *incredibly* racist?
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Javier : You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.