Are you having one of those days where you're like, "Man, I just want to see Isabella Rossellini, wearing Missy Elliot's outfit from the 'The Rain' video, have sex with a giant toad?" Perfect, because we have a clip of just that. It's a part of her new Web series for the Sundance Channel called Mammas. Just like her previous brilliant, super-weird series Green Porno and Seduce Me, in each of the new nine shorts, Rossellini dresses up like a different animal and explains a bizarre part of their lives. In honor of Mother's Day, each video looks at "creatures’ rites of passage into motherhood." (Five shorts, not including the toad-grinding below, are live now on SundanceChannel.com; the rest go live Sunday and air all together on the Sundance Channel Sunday at 5:30 p.m. Et.) Anyway, sorry, we know: less talk, more simulated toad sex.
- 5/10/2013
- by Jesse David Fox
- Vulture
With its populations in crisis and scientists baffled, the humble honey bee has a new, unlikely champion: Isabella Rossellini. The actor and model tells Tim Lewis why she has swapped life as the most glamorous woman in Hollywood for quirky conservation films and paper beards
Isabella Rossellini – actor, muse, style icon – sits on the ground, legs splayed. She's not in a good way: she has a pair of black eyes, her yellow and black tunic is rumpled, her antennae are bent all out of shape. Most alarmingly, her penis has snapped off and blood is seeping from her midriff.
An old man, who looks very much like Rossellini but with a lush beard made from shredded newspaper, leans forward, concerned. "What happened to you? You are severely wounded," he points out.
"I had sex," she replies matter-of-factly.
"What kind of sex?"
he asks.
"Regular bee sex."
If you have been following Rossellini's career lately,...
Isabella Rossellini – actor, muse, style icon – sits on the ground, legs splayed. She's not in a good way: she has a pair of black eyes, her yellow and black tunic is rumpled, her antennae are bent all out of shape. Most alarmingly, her penis has snapped off and blood is seeping from her midriff.
An old man, who looks very much like Rossellini but with a lush beard made from shredded newspaper, leans forward, concerned. "What happened to you? You are severely wounded," he points out.
"I had sex," she replies matter-of-factly.
"What kind of sex?"
he asks.
"Regular bee sex."
If you have been following Rossellini's career lately,...
- 9/29/2012
- by Tim Lewis
- The Guardian - Film News
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