Reviews
Chained Heat II (1993)
This movie needs a transfusion
The only reason this movie is even watchable is because it shows a lot of T and A from the actresses. It's really what I would call soft porn. Not as exciting as the title would make you think...kind of ho hum. I wouldn't say the acting is bad, it's the script that sucks. Too bad the director or writer couldn't put a little more imagination into what could have been a better movie. Although it certainly would never have been Oscar material it could be a lot better than what it is. Still, if you enjoy some beautiful women walking around naked you will enjoy it I guess. I would like to see the actors and actresses with better material. I think some of them show some real talent but what can you do when you are stuck with a vehicle like this. The only reason I happened upon this movie was that it was on HBO and I thought the title was interesting.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Laughable
Although it is creepy in a sense it is more or less because of the original Halloween score being used. Overall I found it mostly laughable and silly. They evidently had script writers but they didn't spend a great deal of time on it. The original is still the best hands down. The actors do an better than okay job but the script is just weak in so many places. Too many holes abound. It's okay for some cheap escapism but still I found myself laughing more than being scared. I was much more impressed with H20 which came later on and was glad to see Jaimie Lee Curtis back in the saddle. If you just want bloodshed and you don't care about plot then this one is okay. But if you are a hardcore stickler for things making sense then I would avoid this movie.