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RWBY (2012)
Disappointment and Sadness
I began watching the show when it aired its second volume. At that point, there is little to no plot and it was just a lot of fun. Upon the creation of the third season and the death of the creator, the show began to fall apart. It cracked like glass. One small mistake led to the creation of four characters known as the maidens that have little to nothing to do with the plot line other than the fact that they seem to be important. As of this moment volume eight has begun it's malevolent descent on humanity and little to nothing has happened to progress the plotline or characters of the main cast. The motivation of the main villain is lackluster, and completely justified. The only bad thing that the villain does, the only evil thing the villain does, the only thing the villain does that makes the villain a villain is kill people. You know who else kills people? Almost everyone in the show. Even Ruby Rose almost killed somebody in the third volume. There is no direction, there is little to no care put into the creation, and it is sad this is what the show has become.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Anyone remember Shazam?
WW1984 had a cluttered "plot" that was incredibly too long. You know what was pretty good though? Shazam. WW84 introduced too many people and concepts that didn't correspond. Shazam was funny. WW84 wasn't.
Ancient Aliens (2009)
Let me tell you why this is the best thing on television
Ancient Aliens is garbage. Starting from season 1 you can see the plane stupidity within the show. Comparing star children of the native American legends to the Apocrypha of biblical history; neither of these things have anything in common other than the fact that they are both surrounded and speculation and legend. The reason why this is amazing, is because it's so bad. I can sit here and watch mind-numbing distortions of history through the eyes of a speculatory scientist, or even just some guy who thinks that aliens were here once. I remember in an episode that they cite the Death Star as a reason why the moon is a giant space station. That's right George Lucas is a scientist now. This show is the best thing you can watch on television. I stand by that.
Tuca & Bertie (2019)
Bojack H. On Bathsalts
The show is aggressive and wacky full of random and interesting art styles. Any time someone makes something that is different people say they had to be high to make it. If this person is high I really want to know what they're on. The show has lovable and zany characters with overzealous personalities. The humor can be brutal and there is no filter what so ever but I rather enjoy sitting and watching something with barely any plot. Most shows are overly complicated and filled with plot holes, this show on the other hand, offers a fun world to fall into while the kids are in bed and the neighbors are fist fighting in the kitchen.