if these movies were people i would punch them right in the mouth(unfinished)
a list of films that just piss me off
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- DirectorKevin SmithStarsMichael ParksMelissa LeoJohn GoodmanSet in Middle America, a group of teens receive an online invitation for sex, though they soon encounter fundamentalists with a much more sinister agenda.holy hostel fatman....all the way this you just think,stick with it,it has to get better,it really seems like it should...but when crap follows crap you are left with crap.
- DirectorJoe CornishStarsJohn BoyegaJodie WhittakerAlex EsmailA teen gang in South London defend their block from an alien invasion.had this came out 10 years ago it might have fared better,but with show like misfits around,this type of film really has to step up to the mark..it plays like a RTD doctor who episode,only without the doctor,or any interesting characters...a total let down.
- DirectorDavid YatesStarsDaniel RadcliffeEmma WatsonRupert GrintHarry, Ron, and Hermione search for Voldemort's remaining Horcruxes in their effort to destroy the Dark Lord as the final battle rages on at Hogwarts.can anyone still seriously defend this utter turd of a series,while the books had a mcdonalds happy meal kind of enjoyment about them,the films,and this one in particular,were just dire....sooo long and soo much happening yet nothing seems to matter,zero emotional weight,and that ending was *beep* hilarious.
- DirectorSamuel BayerStarsJackie Earle HaleyRooney MaraKyle GallnerThe spectre of a disfigured man haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams.so the original looks a little aged these days,i know lets update it,but first we'll have to remove the atmosphere,the plot,the scares,the humor and everything that people liked about it,and make sure to look for any signs of enjoyment and have someone stamp them to death...once thats done we'll put a green hue thru it and bingo...a generic modern horror not worthy the sci-fi channel
- DirectorCameron CroweStarsTom CruisePenélope CruzCameron DiazA self-indulgent and vain publishing magnate finds his privileged life upended after a vehicular accident with a resentful lover.tom cruise gets ugly,then not ugly,then ugly again...chubby checker had a more impressive twist than this film.
- DirectorJon FavreauStarsRobert Downey Jr.Mickey RourkeGwyneth PaltrowWith the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy.quick someone get joel on the phone,this guys stole his formula for killing off franchises with souless corporate studio made quick for maximum profit pieces of crap.
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsKeanu ReevesLaurence FishburneCarrie-Anne MossFreedom fighters Neo, Trinity and Morpheus continue to lead the revolt against the Machine Army, unleashing their arsenal of extraordinary skills and weaponry against the systematic forces of repression and exploitation.living in a bath of jelly with a power cable shoved in your ass would be far better than living in the real world of zion with csi langstrom and the zions gone wild gang.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsMel GibsonJoaquin PhoenixRory CulkinA widowed former reverend living with his children and brother on a Pennsylvania farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields, which suggests something more frightening to come.so water kills em eh??send the aliens over here to scotland,they even get their damn ship landed...one dumb annoying film.
- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsHayden ChristensenNatalie PortmanEwan McGregorTen years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.im not big on star wars anyway,but i can appreciate them for the fun little flicks they are,except for this one..the dialogue and delivery on display is painful,the romantic scenes are stomach churning,no-one involved seems to be giving a *beep* dont believe george lucas raped my childhood with this film but instead that he raped a dead goat for the inspiration behind it.
- DirectorDennis AlinkStarsDennis AlinkDennis talks about "A Serbian Film" and the lawsuit filed after the Sitges Filmfestival.(this is for a serbian film,not the tv show,but it wont show up here)
im sorry but incestous butt sex and baby raping aint gonna reflect your countrys political mess..if this movie was a person it would the kid who microwaved a cat because his folks didnt buy him a power ranger. - DirectorSam RaimiStarsTobey MaguireKirsten DunstTopher GraceA strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge.it had to be good,venom is gonna be in it and we have to tech know-how to make him look so cool,and they did,for the 15 *beep* minutes he was in it...the rest of time theres a bad guy made of sand and tobey maguire dancing around like he's just swallowed a bag of mushrooms...made me glad they didnt sign on for a 4th,probably wouldve had spiderman take up drums while a psychotic cat burgular who can turn into cornflakes terrorises new york.
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerGeorge ClooneyChris O'DonnellBatman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.easy target this one..but was buggering a franchise to death really worth the merchandising deal for mcdonalds happy meals.
- DirectorTommy Lee WallaceStarsWilliam RagsdaleRoddy McDowallTraci Lind"Fright Night Part 2" is a sequel to "link=tt0089175]". Charley Brewster and the horror host Peter Vincent must face more vampires, out for revenge.vampires on bloody rollerskates???douchebag werewolves and charley is a vampire??...these things could be forgiven(almost)if the film itself wasnt such a cheap cheesy snorefest.
- DirectorRupert BryanStarsJemma BoltStephanie SiadatanLisa-Marie LongA group of girlfriends embark on a camping trip. As darkness falls, they are forced to rely on each other and new rock-climbing friends, before it becomes the last hike of their lives.aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......its not very good.