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- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsWill SmithBill PullmanJeff GoldblumThe aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive.I know the villagers will grabbing their pitchforks and torches over the inclusion or accusing me of not liking this film because it was a huge blockbuster. That's not the case. This movie is BAD. The main reason I can't stand this film and most of his movies is Will Smith's smug look at the camera and wink acting style. Coming off the Fresh Prince he was a HUGE star and the whole Big Willy Style acting school is unwatchable. Throw in a couple of zeroes like Jeff Goldblum and Bill Paxton and that makes it excruciating. Roland Emmerich is Michael Bay's German equivalent with an environmentalist/global warming slant.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsLeonardo DiCaprioClaire DanesJohn LeguizamoShakespeare's famous play is updated to the hip modern suburb of Verona still retaining its original dialogue.First of all, I love Romeo and Juliet. I've read it half a dozen times and I love the Franco Zeffirelli-directed film a lot. It had an incredible soundtrack and young cast, you'll fall in love with a young Olivia Hussey and even cheer for a charismatic Michael Yorke as Tybalt. This was badly miscast and poorly directed. Baz Luhrmann is like Michael Bay if he had some kind of art house-indie film pretension to his filmography.
- DirectorJames CameronStarsLeonardo DiCaprioKate WinsletBilly ZaneA seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic.Leonardo DiCaprio became a huge star after this film. Kate Winslet was beautiful and classy as the destitute heiress forced into a loveless marriage and DiCaprio, well he can't hold a candle to her. If you find yourself braving this 3 hour 30 minute monstrosity then watch it for her performance and not his. Everything else about this film stinks and the old Rose throwing away a fortune like that blue diamond at the end is just stupid.
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsKeanu ReevesLaurence FishburneCarrie-Anne MossThe human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.The Wachowskis made some great movies, Bound is a fun heist thriller and The Matrix is a great work of modern science fiction. That aside, the Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions sequel took the joy out of the first film and got bogged down in pseudo-religious garbage and technobabble.
- StarsPaul TelferElizabeth PerkinsSean AstinA chronicle of the life of the Greek hero who after killing his three sons must perform five labors to repent.This was really a television miniseries. Acting is terrible and like many adaptations of stories from Greek myth it has a cut and paste plot.
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsPeter FramptonBarry GibbRobin GibbA small-town band hits it big, but it must battle a nefarious plot in the music industry.The Bee Gees and Peter Frampton couldn't save this horrible musical comedy.
- DirectorPeter SegalStarsEddie MurphyJanet JacksonLarry MillerScientist Sherman Klump's inventions, his upcoming marriage to his pretty colleague Denise Gaines, and his reputation, are threatened by his evil clone Buddy Love.Eddie Murphy + Fat Suit = crap
- DirectorDouglas SchwartzStarsHulk HoganFelicity WatermanCarol AltTerry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make ends meet. In order to save his superboat THUNDER (and ultimately, his business) Spencer is forced into a marriage of convenience with the snobby Megan Whitaker. When Megan gets kidnapped it's up to Spencer and his partner Bru to save the day or risk losing everything.Hulk Hogan is the WORST pro wrestler to try acting. This was a pilot for an action adventure series with Hulk Hogan playing hero in a high tech speedboat. It's like an unholy marriage of Baywatch and Knight Rider.
- DirectorRob ReinerStarsLuke WilsonKate HudsonDavid PaymerA writer must turn out a novel in thirty days or face the wrath of loan sharks.Kate Hudson showed a lot of promise and was very good as "Band Aid" Penny Lane in Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous. Somewhere along the way she started making bad romantic comedies and never stopped.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsShawn WayansMarlon WayansKerry WashingtonA wannabe-dad mistakes a vertically-challenged criminal on the lam for his newly-adopted son.The (two untalented) Wayans Bros. steal the plot of a Looney Tunes short for a movie about a dwarf jewel thief hiding from the police in a childless couple's house.
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsMartin LawrenceNia LongPaul GiamattiFBI agent Malcolm Turner goes undercover as a large, elderly woman to catch an escaped convict, but complications arise when he bonds with Sherry, the convict's ex-girlfriend and the woman's granddaughter.I thought Eddie Murphy abused the fat suit but he has nothing on Martin Lawrence who got three films out of this unfunny joke.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMartin LawrenceEmily ProcterNia LongAn FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house.
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMartin LawrenceBrandon T. JacksonJessica LucasMalcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsMarlon WayansShawn WayansBusy PhilippsTwo disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.
- DirectorMichael GottliebStarsHulk HoganSherman HemsleyAfa AnoaiA former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.Hulk Hogan is a pro wrestler turned bodyguard for some obnoxious kids whose absent minded inventor/millionare dad has some lame bad guys trying to steal his newest computer chip. David Johansen of the New York Dolls is the villain and he has a piece of shiny plastic glued to his head.
- DirectorDan AykroydStarsChevy ChaseDan AykroydJohn CandyA businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in a bizarre mansion in the backwoods.A yuppie and a lawyer get trapped in a hellish New England town after being caught in a speed trap. Dan Aykroyd wrote and directed this. It's almost worth watching to see where his career and Chevy Chase's started to die a slow painful death. It's even more memorable for an appearance by Digital Underground and a very young Tupac Shakur.
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsMatt SalingerRonny CoxNed BeattyFrozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against archcriminal The Red Skull.
- DirectorMark GoldblattStarsDolph LundgrenLouis Gossett Jr.Jeroen KrabbéWhen Frank Castle's family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as a vigilante assassin known only as The Punisher.Dolph Lungdren is a hulking, non-acting, motorcycle-riding and living in the sewers Punisher. He kills a ton of Italian La Cosa Nostra and Japanese Yakuza with skull-handled knives and guns and that's about it.
- DirectorGuillermo del ToroStarsWesley SnipesKris KristoffersonRon PerlmanBlade forms an uneasy alliance with the vampire council in order to combat the Reapers, who are feeding on vampires.People try to point out Blade Trinity as the worst film in this trilogy but this is really the worst one. I liked Dr. Karen Jensen, the forensic hematologist, who teamed up with Blade from the first film and I think a movie about rescuing Abraham Whistler would been more interesting. Instead there were the Reapers, hybrid super vampires, that looked like fallout victims and fed on people and vampires. Blade also has a silly pseudo-romance with the vampire princess Nyssa for some reason. The weapons designer/mechanic character Scud was also nauseating.
- DirectorTom GreenStarsTom GreenRip TornMarisa CoughlanAn unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.Tom Green unleashes his special brand of banal stupidity on the world in the form of a movie he wrote, directed and starred in. It was a huge flop and Drew Barrymore soon divorced him.
- DirectorAaron SeltzerJason FriedbergStarsAlyson HanniganAdam CampbellFred WillardSpoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.The Antichrists of Comedy, Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer, truly began their unholy reign of terror with this.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsSean MaguireKevin SorboCarmen ElectraA spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
- DirectorCraig MazinStarsDrake BellLeslie NielsenSara PaxtonOrphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsJenn ProskeMatt LanterDiedrich BaderIn this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom.