AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes Nominations Self Version
This list is a list of the AFI's top 100 movie quote nominations. These movies are based on versatility, iconic status, critical acclaim and cultural influence. Excluding critically mixed/panned/negative films and replaced with ones that should have been nominated with quotes. Ranked orderly, but only including movies once as some have multiple nominated quotes and number of the quotes. Total=400
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- DirectorVictor FlemingGeorge CukorSam WoodStarsClark GableVivien LeighThomas MitchellA sheltered and manipulative Southern belle and a roguish profiteer face off in a turbulent romance as the society around them crumbles with the end of slavery and is rebuilt during the Civil War and Reconstruction periods.5
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.." -Rhett Butler
"After all, tomorrow is another day!"-Scarlett O'Hara
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."-Scarlett O'Hara
"Fiddle-dee-dee."-Scarlett O'Hara
"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."-Prissy - DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsMarlon BrandoAl PacinoJames CaanThe aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son.3
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
-Vito Corleone
"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."-Pete Clemenza
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca
Brasi sleeps with the fishes."-Pete Clemenza - DirectorElia KazanStarsMarlon BrandoKarl MaldenLee J. CobbAn ex-prize fighter turned New Jersey longshoreman struggles to stand up to his corrupt union bosses, including his older brother, as he starts to connect with the grieving sister of one of the syndicate's victims.1
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."-Terry Malloy - DirectorVictor FlemingKing VidorStarsJudy GarlandFrank MorganRay BolgerYoung Dorothy Gale and her dog Toto are swept away by a tornado from their Kansas farm to the magical Land of Oz, and embark on a quest with three new friends to see the Wizard, who can return her to her home and fulfill the others' wishes.6
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."-Dorothy Gale
"There's no place like home."-Dorothy Gale
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" -Wicked Witch of the West
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"-Dorothy Gale, Scarecrow & the Tin Man
"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"-The Wicked Witch of the West
"Pay no attention to that man behind the
curtain!"-The Wizard of Oz - DirectorMichael CurtizStarsHumphrey BogartIngrid BergmanPaul HenreidA cynical expatriate American cafe owner struggles to decide whether or not to help his former lover and her fugitive husband escape the Nazis in French Morocco.7
"Here's looking at you, kid."-Rick Blaine
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."-Rick Blaine
"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By."-Ilsa Lund "Round up the usual suspects."-Capt. Louis Renault
"We'll always have Paris."-Rick Blaine
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."-Rick Blaine
"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it
doesn't take much to see that the problems
of three little people don't amount to a
hill of beans in this crazy world."-Rick Blaine - DirectorClint EastwoodStarsClint EastwoodSondra LockePat HingleWhen a woman exacts deadly revenge on the aggressors who raped her and her sister ten years earlier, Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan is assigned to the case.Dirty Harry
1 *
"Go ahead, make my day."-Harry Callahan - DirectorBilly WilderStarsWilliam HoldenGloria SwansonErich von StroheimA screenwriter develops a dangerous relationship with a faded film star determined to make a triumphant return.3
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."-Norma Desmond
"I am big! It's the pictures that got small."-Norma Desmond
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."-Norma Desmond - DirectorGeorge LucasStarsMark HamillHarrison FordCarrie FisherLuke Skywalker joins forces with a Jedi Knight, a cocky pilot, a Wookiee and two droids to save the galaxy from the Empire's world-destroying battle station, while also attempting to rescue Princess Leia from the mysterious Darth Vader.2
"May the Force be with you."-Han Solo
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only
hope."-Princess Leia - DirectorJoseph L. MankiewiczStarsBette DavisAnne BaxterGeorge SandersA seemingly timid but secretly ruthless ingénue insinuates herself into the lives of an aging Broadway star and her circle of theater friends.1
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."-Margo Channing - DirectorMartin ScorseseStarsRobert De NiroJodie FosterCybill ShepherdA mentally unstable veteran works as a nighttime taxi driver in New York City, where the perceived decadence and sleaze fuels his urge for violent action.1 *
"You talkin' to me?"-Travis Bickle - DirectorStuart RosenbergStarsPaul NewmanGeorge KennedyStrother MartinA laid-back Southern man is sentenced to two years in a rural prison, but refuses to conform.1
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."-Captain - DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsMartin SheenMarlon BrandoRobert DuvallA U.S. Army officer serving in Vietnam is tasked with assassinating a renegade Special Forces Colonel who sees himself as a god.1
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."-Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore - DirectorArthur HillerStarsAli MacGrawRyan O'NealJohn MarleyA boy and a girl from different backgrounds fall in love regardless of their upbringing - and then tragedy strikes.1 *
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
-Oliver Barrett IV - DirectorJohn HustonStarsHumphrey BogartMary AstorGladys GeorgeSan Francisco private detective Sam Spade takes on a case that involves him with three eccentric criminals, a gorgeous liar and their quest for a priceless statuette, with the stakes rising after his partner is murdered.2
"The stuff that dreams are made of."-Sam Spade
"You're good, you're very good."-Sam Spade - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHenry ThomasDrew BarrymorePeter CoyoteA troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly alien escape from Earth and return to his home planet.1
"E.T. phone home."-E.T. - DirectorNorman JewisonStarsSidney PoitierRod SteigerWarren OatesA black Philadelphia police detective is mistakenly suspected of a local murder while passing through a racially hostile Mississippi town, and after being cleared is reluctantly asked by the police chief to investigate the case.1
"They call me Mister Tibbs!"-Virgil Tibbs - DirectorOrson WellesStarsOrson WellesJoseph CottenDorothy ComingoreFollowing the death of publishing tycoon Charles Foster Kane, reporters scramble to uncover the meaning of his final utterance: 'Rosebud.'1
"Rosebud."-Charles Foster Kane - DirectorRaoul WalshStarsJames CagneyVirginia MayoEdmond O'BrienA psychopathic criminal with a mother complex makes a daring break from prison and leads his old gang in a chemical plant payroll heist.1
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"-Arthur "Cody" Jarrett - DirectorSidney LumetStarsFaye DunawayWilliam HoldenPeter FinchA television network cynically exploits a deranged former anchor's ravings and revelations about the news media for its own profit, but finds that his message may be difficult to control.1
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"-Howard Beale - DirectorJonathan DemmeStarsJodie FosterAnthony HopkinsScott GlennA young F.B.I. cadet must receive the help of an incarcerated and manipulative cannibal killer to help catch another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.2
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."-Dr. Hannibal Lecter - DirectorTerence YoungStarsSean ConneryUrsula AndressBernard LeeA resourceful British government agent seeks answers in a case involving the disappearance of a colleague and the disruption of the American space program.1
"Bond. James Bond."-James Bond - DirectorCameron CroweStarsTom CruiseCuba Gooding Jr.Renée ZellwegerWhen a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent agent with the only athlete who stays with him and his former colleague.3 *
"Show me the money!"-Rod Tidwell
"You had me at 'hello."-Dorothy Boyd
"You complete me."-Jerry Maguire - DirectorLowell ShermanStarsMae WestCary GrantOwen MooreIn the Gay Nineties, a seductive nightclub singer contends with several suitors, including a jealous escaped convict and a handsome temperance league member.1
"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"-Lady Lou - DirectorJohn SchlesingerStarsDustin HoffmanJon VoightSylvia MilesA naive hustler travels from Texas to New York City to seek personal fortune, finding a new friend in the process.1
"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"-"Ratso" Rizzo - DirectorRob ReinerStarsTom CruiseJack NicholsonDemi MooreMilitary lawyer Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee defends Marines accused of murder. They contend they were acting under orders.1 *
"You can't handle the truth!"-Col. Nathan R. Jessup - DirectorEdmund GouldingStarsGreta GarboJohn BarrymoreJoan CrawfordA group of very different individuals staying at a luxurious hotel in Berlin deal with each of their respective dramas.1
"I want to be alone."-Grusinskaya - DirectorRob ReinerStarsBilly CrystalMeg RyanCarrie FisherHarry and Sally have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear sex would ruin the friendship.2
-"I'll have what she's having."-Customer
-"But I would be proud...-Harry Burns
"But I would be proud...-Sally Albright
"...to partake...-Harry Burns
"...to partake...-Sally Albright
"...of your pecan pie.-Harry Burns
" ...of your pecan pie.-Sally Albright - DirectorHoward HawksStarsHumphrey BogartLauren BacallWalter BrennanDuring World War II, American expatriate Harry Morgan helps transport a French Resistance leader and his beautiful wife to Martinique while romancing a sensuous lounge singer.1
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."-Marie "Slim" Browning - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsRoy ScheiderRobert ShawRichard DreyfussWhen a killer shark unleashes chaos on a beach community off Cape Cod, it's up to a local sheriff, a marine biologist, and an old seafarer to hunt the beast down.1
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."-Martin Brody - DirectorJohn HustonStarsHumphrey BogartWalter HustonTim HoltTwo down-on-their-luck Americans searching for work in 1920s Mexico convince an old prospector to help them mine for gold in the Sierra Madre Mountains.1
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"-"Gold Hat" - DirectorJames CameronStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerLinda HamiltonMichael BiehnA human soldier is sent from 2029 to 1984 to stop an almost indestructible cyborg killing machine, sent from the same year, which has been programmed to execute a young woman whose unborn son is the key to humanity's future salvation.1 *
"I'll be back."-The Terminator - DirectorSam WoodStarsGary CooperTeresa WrightBabe RuthThe story of the life and career of famed baseball player Lou Gehrig.1
"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth."-Lou Gehrig - DirectorPhil Alden RobinsonStarsKevin CostnerJames Earl JonesRay LiottaIowa farmer Ray Kinsella is inspired by a voice he can't ignore to pursue a dream he can hardly believe. Supported by his wife, Ray begins the quest by turning his ordinary cornfield into a place where dreams can come true.1
"If you build it, he will come."-Shoeless Joe Jackson - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsTom HanksRobin WrightGary SiniseThe history of the United States from the 1950s to the '70s unfolds from the perspective of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75, who yearns to be reunited with his childhood sweetheart.2
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."-Forrest Gump
"Mama says, “Stupid is as stupid does.”-Forrest Gump - DirectorArthur PennStarsWarren BeattyFaye DunawayMichael J. PollardBored waitress Bonnie Parker falls in love with an ex-con named Clyde Barrow and together they start a violent crime spree through the country, stealing cars and robbing banks.1
"We rob banks."-Clyde Barrow - DirectorMike NicholsStarsDustin HoffmanAnne BancroftKatharine RossA disillusioned college graduate finds himself torn between his older lover and her daughter.2
"Plastics."-Mr. Maguire
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"-Benjamin Braddock - DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsBruce WillisHaley Joel OsmentToni ColletteMalcolm Crowe, a child psychologist, starts treating a young boy, Cole, who encounters dead people and convinces him to help them. In turn, Cole helps Malcolm reconcile with his estranged wife.1
"I see dead people."-Cole Sear - DirectorElia KazanStarsVivien LeighMarlon BrandoKim HunterDisturbed Blanche DuBois moves in with her sister in New Orleans and is tormented by her brutish brother-in-law while her reality crumbles around her.2
"Stella! Hey, Stella!"-Stanley Kowalski
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."-Blanche DuBois - DirectorIrving RapperStarsBette DavisPaul HenreidClaude RainsA frumpy spinster blossoms under therapy and becomes an elegant, independent woman.1
"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."-Charlotte Vale - DirectorGeorge StevensStarsAlan LaddJean ArthurVan HeflinA weary gunfighter in 1880s Wyoming begins to envision a quieter life after befriending a homestead family with a young son who idolizes him, but a smoldering range war forces him to act.1
"Shane. Shane. Come back!"-Joey Starrett - DirectorBilly WilderStarsMarilyn MonroeTony CurtisJack LemmonAfter two male musicians witness a mob hit, they flee the state in an all-female band disguised as women, but further complications set in.2
"Well, nobody's perfect."-Osgood Fielding III
"Look at that! Look how she moves. That’s
just like Jell-O on springs. She must have
some sort of built-in motor. I tell you,
it's a whole different sex!"-Jerry - DirectorJames WhaleStarsColin CliveMae ClarkeBoris KarloffDr Henry Frankenstein is obsessed with assembling a living being from parts of several exhumed corpses.1
"It's alive! It's alive!"-Henry Frankenstein - DirectorRon HowardStarsTom HanksBill PaxtonKevin BaconNASA must devise a strategy to return Apollo 13 to Earth safely after the spacecraft undergoes massive internal damage putting the lives of the three astronauts on board in jeopardy.1
"Houston, we have a problem."-Jim Lovell - DirectorDon SiegelClint EastwoodStarsClint EastwoodAndrew RobinsonHarry GuardinoWhen a man calling himself "the Scorpio Killer" menaces San Francisco, tough-as-nails Police Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan is assigned to track down the crazed psychopath.1
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"-Harry Callahan - DirectorVictor HeermanStarsGroucho MarxHarpo MarxChico MarxMayhem and zaniness ensue when a valuable painting goes missing during a party in honor of famed African explorer Captain Spaulding.1
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."-Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding - DirectorPenny MarshallStarsTom HanksGeena DavisLori PettyTwo sisters join the first female professional baseball league and struggle to help it succeed amid their own growing rivalry.1
"There's no crying in baseball!"-Jimmy Dugan - DirectorWoody AllenStarsWoody AllenDiane KeatonTony RobertsAlvy Singer, a divorced Jewish comedian, reflects on his relationship with ex-lover Annie Hall, an aspiring nightclub singer, which ended abruptly just like his previous marriages.3
"La-dee-da, la-dee-da."-Annie Hall *
"I don't want to move to a city where the
only cultural advantage is being able to
make a right turn on a red light."-Alvy Singer
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with
someone I love."-Alvy Singer - DirectorAlfred HitchcockStarsAnthony PerkinsJanet LeighVera MilesA Phoenix secretary embezzles $40,000 from her employer's client, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother.2
"A boy's best friend is his mother."-Norman Bates
"We all go a little mad sometimes."-Norman Bates - DirectorOliver StoneStarsCharlie SheenMichael DouglasTamara TunieAn impatient young stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless, greedy corporate raider who takes the youth under his wing.1
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."-Gordon Gekko - DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsAl PacinoRobert De NiroRobert DuvallThe early life and career of Vito Corleone in 1920s New York City is portrayed, while his son, Michael, expands and tightens his grip on the family crime syndicate.3
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."-Michael Corleone
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."-Michael Corleone
"Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel."-Hyman Roth - DirectorWilliam A. SeiterStarsStan LaurelOliver HardyCharley ChaseWhen Stan and Ollie trick their wives into thinking that they are taking a medicinal cruise while they're actually going to a convention, the wives find out the truth the hard way.1
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"-Oliver - DirectorBrian De PalmaStarsAl PacinoMichelle PfeifferSteven BauerIn 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel and succumbs to greed.1 *
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"-Tony Montana - 19641h 35mPG8.3 (519K)97MetascoreDirectorStanley KubrickStarsPeter SellersGeorge C. ScottSterling HaydenAn unhinged American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.2
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"-President Merkin Muffley
"Mein Führer! I can walk!"-Dr. Strangelove - DirectorAlfred L. WerkerStarsBasil RathboneNigel BruceIda LupinoThe master sleuth hunts his archenemy, Professor Moriarty, who is planning the crime of the century.1
"Elementary, my dear Watson."-Sherlock Holmes - DirectorFranklin J. SchaffnerStarsCharlton HestonRoddy McDowallKim HunterAn astronaut crew crash-lands on a planet where highly intelligent non-human ape species are dominant and humans are enslaved.1
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."-George Taylor - DirectorStanley KubrickStarsJack NicholsonShelley DuvallDanny LloydA family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.1
"Here's Johnny!"-Jack Torrance - DirectorJohn SchlesingerStarsDustin HoffmanLaurence OlivierRoy ScheiderAfter the shocking murder of his older brother, a New York history student finds himself inexplicably hounded by shadowy government agents on the trail of a Nazi war criminal who is trying to retrieve smuggled diamonds.1
"Is it safe?"-Dr. Christian Szell - DirectorAlan CroslandStarsAl JolsonMay McAvoyWarner OlandThe son of a Jewish Cantor must defy the traditions of his religious father in order to pursue his dream of becoming a jazz singer.1
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"-Jakie Rabinowitz/Jack Robin - DirectorMervyn LeRoyStarsEdward G. RobinsonDouglas Fairbanks Jr.Glenda FarrellA small-time criminal moves to a big city to seek bigger fortune.1
"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"-Cesare Enrico "Rico" Bandello - DirectorRoman PolanskiStarsJack NicholsonFaye DunawayJohn HustonA private detective hired to expose an adulterer in 1930s Los Angeles finds himself caught up in a web of deceit, corruption, and murder.2
"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."-Lawrence Walsh
"She's my sister! She's my daughter!-Evelyn Mulwray - DirectorJames CameronStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerLinda HamiltonEdward FurlongA cyborg, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her ten year old son John from an even more advanced and powerful cyborg.1 *
"Hasta la vista, baby."-The Terminator - DirectorRichard FleischerStarsCharlton HestonEdward G. RobinsonLeigh Taylor-YoungA nightmarish futuristic fantasy about the controlling power of big corporations and an innocent cop who stumbles on the truth.1
"Soylent Green is people!"-Det. Robert Thorn - DirectorStanley KubrickStarsKeir DulleaGary LockwoodWilliam SylvesterAfter uncovering a mysterious artifact buried beneath the Lunar surface, a spacecraft is sent to Jupiter to find its origins: a spacecraft manned by two men and the supercomputer HAL 9000.2
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."-Dave Bowman
"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.-HAL (V.O.) - DirectorJim AbrahamsDavid ZuckerJerry ZuckerStarsRobert HaysJulie HagertyLeslie NielsenAfter the crew becomes sick with food poisoning, a neurotic ex-fighter pilot must safely land a commercial airplane full of passengers.3
-Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Rumack: "I am serious … and don't call me Shirley."-Ted Striker and Dr. Rumack
-"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop
sniffing glue."-Steve McCroskey
-Capt. Oveur:"You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Joey: No sir, I've never been up a plane before."
Capt. Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?"-Captain Oveur & Joey - DirectorJohn SturgesStarsSteve McQueenJames GarnerRichard AttenboroughAllied prisoners of war plan for several hundred of their number to escape from a German camp during World War II.1
Rocky replaced
"One has to ask some very strange things in the job I have."-Bartlett - DirectorWilliam WylerStarsBarbra StreisandOmar SharifKay MedfordThe life of Fanny Brice, famed comedienne and entertainer of the early 1900s. We see her rise to fame as a Ziegfeld girl, subsequent career, and her personal life, particularly her relationship with Nick Arnstein.1
"Hello, gorgeous."-Fanny Brice - DirectorTod BrowningKarl FreundStarsBela LugosiHelen ChandlerDavid MannersTransylvanian vampire Count Dracula bends a naive real estate agent to his will, then takes up residence at a London estate where he sleeps in his coffin by day and searches for potential victims by night.1
"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."-Count Dracula - DirectorMerian C. CooperErnest B. SchoedsackStarsFay WrayRobert ArmstrongBruce CabotA film crew goes to a tropical island for a location shoot, where they capture a colossal ape who takes a shine to their blonde starlet, and bring him back to New York City.1
"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."-Carl Denham - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodIan McKellenOrlando BloomA meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle-earth from the Dark Lord Sauron.2
Mommie Dearest replaced (1)
"You shall not pass."-Gandalf
"My precious."-Golem - DirectorSidney LumetStarsAl PacinoJohn CazalePenelope AllenThree amateur bank robbers plan to hold up a bank. A nice simple robbery: Walk in, take the money, and run. Unfortunately, the supposedly uncomplicated heist suddenly becomes a bizarre nightmare as everything that could go wrong does.1
"Attica! Attica!"-Sonny Wortzik - DirectorLloyd BaconStarsWarner BaxterBebe DanielsGeorge BrentWhen the leading lady of a Broadway musical breaks her ankle, she is replaced by a young unknown actress, who becomes the star of the show.1
"Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!"-Julian Marsh - DirectorMark RydellStarsKatharine HepburnHenry FondaJane FondaNorman is a curmudgeon with an estranged relationship with his daughter Chelsea. At Golden Pond, he and his wife nevertheless agree to care for Billy, the son of Chelsea's new boyfriend, and a most unexpected relationship blooms.2
"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"-Ethel Thayer
"Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."-Ethel Thayer - DirectorHoward HawksStarsHumphrey BogartLauren BacallJohn RidgelyPrivate detective Philip Marlowe is hired by a wealthy family. Before the complex case is over, he's seen murder, blackmail and what might be love.3
National Lampoon's Animal House replaced
"Then she tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up."-Philip Marlowe
"My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains."-Philip Marlowe
"I liked that. I'd like more. That's even better."-Vivian - DirectorLloyd BaconWilliam K. HowardStarsPat O'BrienGale PageRonald ReaganThe story of legendary Notre Dame football player and coach Knute Rockne.1
"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper."-Knute Rockne - DirectorGuy HamiltonStarsSean ConneryGert FröbeHonor BlackmanWhile investigating a gold magnate's smuggling, James Bond uncovers a plot to contaminate the Fort Knox gold reserve.1
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."-James Bond - DirectorJean YarbroughStarsBud AbbottLou CostelloAlan CurtisWhen their captain is swindled out of his riverboat by a trio of gamblers, stage show star Abbott and his bumbling sidekick Costello must put things right.1
"Who's on first?"-Dexter - DirectorHarold RamisStarsChevy ChaseRodney DangerfieldBill MurrayAn exclusive golf course has to deal with a flatulent new member and a destructive dancing gopher.2
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"-Carl Spackler
"Be the ball."-Ty Webb - DirectorMorton DaCostaStarsRosalind RussellForrest TuckerCoral BrowneAn orphan goes to live with his free-spirited aunt. Conflict ensues when the executor of his father's estate objects to the aunt's lifestyle.1
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"-Mame Dennis - DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsJeff BridgesJohn GoodmanJulianne MooreJeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.1
Top Gun replaced
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing."-The Dude - DirectorPeter WeirStarsRobin WilliamsRobert Sean LeonardEthan HawkeMaverick teacher John Keating returns in 1959 to the prestigious New England boys' boarding school where he was once a star student, using poetry to embolden his pupils to new heights of self-expression.1
"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."-John Keating - DirectorNorman JewisonStarsCherNicolas CageOlympia DukakisLoretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she falls for the brother of the man she has agreed to marry.1 *
"Snap out of it!"-Loretta Castorini - DirectorMichael CurtizStarsJames CagneyJoan LeslieWalter HustonThe life of the renowned musical composer, playwright, actor, dancer, and singer George M. Cohan.1
"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."-George M. Cohan - DirectorEmile ArdolinoStarsPatrick SwayzeJennifer GreyJerry OrbachSpending the summer at a Catskills resort with her family, Frances "Baby" Houseman falls in love with the camp's dance instructor, Johnny Castle.1 *
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."-Johnny Castle - DirectorJames CameronStarsLeonardo DiCaprioKate WinsletBilly ZaneA seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic.1 *
"I'm the King of the World!"-Jack Dawson - DirectorSergio LeoneStarsClint EastwoodEli WallachLee Van CleefA bounty hunting scam joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery.1
Ace Ventura Pet Detective replaced
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."-Man with No Name - DirectorLeo McCareyStarsCary GrantDeborah KerrRichard DenningA couple falls in love and agrees to meet in six months at the Empire State Building - but will it happen?1
"Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there."-Terry McKay - DirectorJohn HustonStarsHumphrey BogartKatharine HepburnRobert MorleyIn WWI East Africa, a gin-swilling Canadian riverboat captain is persuaded by a strait-laced English missionary to undertake a trip up a treacherous river and use his boat to attack a German gunship.1
"A man takes a drop too much once in a while,
it's only human nature."-Charlie Allnut
"Nature,” Mr. Allnut, is what we are
put into this world to rise above."-Rose Sayer - DirectorJames CameronStarsSigourney WeaverMichael BiehnCarrie HennDecades after surviving the Nostromo incident, Ellen Ripley is sent out to re-establish contact with a terraforming colony but finds herself battling the Alien Queen and her offspring.2
"Get away from her, you bitch!-Ellen Ripley *
Babe replaced (1)
"Game over, man! It's Game over!"-Hudson - DirectorLewis MilestoneStarsLew AyresLouis WolheimJohn WrayA German youth eagerly enters World War I, but his enthusiasm wanes as he gets a firsthand view of the horror.1
"And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."-Paul - DirectorBob FosseStarsRoy ScheiderJessica LangeAnn ReinkingDirector/choreographer Bob Fosse tells his own life story as he details the sordid career of Joe Gideon, a womanizing, drug-using dancer.1 *
"It's showtime!"-Joe Gideon - DirectorAlan J. PakulaStarsDustin HoffmanRobert RedfordJack Warden"The Washington Post" reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein uncover the details of the Watergate scandal that leads to President Richard Nixon's resignation.1
"Follow the money."-Deep Throat - DirectorMilos FormanStarsF. Murray AbrahamTom HulceElizabeth BerridgeThe life, success and troubles of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, as told by Antonio Salieri, the contemporaneous composer who was deeply jealous of Mozart's talent and claimed to have murdered him.1
"There are simply too many notes."-Emperor Joseph II - DirectorSam MendesStarsKevin SpaceyAnnette BeningThora BirchA sexually frustrated suburban father has a mid-life crisis after becoming infatuated with his daughter's best friend.1
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the
world I feel like I can't take it, like my
heart's going to cave in."-Ricky Fitts - DirectorClarence BrownStarsGreta GarboCharles BickfordGeorge F. MarionA young woman reunites with her estranged father and falls in love with a sailor, but struggles to tell them about her dark past.1
"Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."-Anna Christie - DirectorBilly WilderStarsJack LemmonShirley MacLaineFred MacMurrayA Manhattan insurance clerk tries to rise in his company by letting its executives use his apartment for trysts, but complications and a romance of his own ensue.1
"Shut up and deal."-Fran Kubelik - DirectorFrank CapraStarsCary GrantPriscilla LaneRaymond MasseyA Brooklyn writer of books on the futility of marriage risks his reputation after he decides to tie the knot. Things get even more complicated when he learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are habitual murderers.1
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."-Mortimer Brewster - DirectorSteve GordonStarsDudley MooreLiza MinnelliJohn GielgudAlcoholic billionaire playboy Arthur Bach must marry a woman he does not love, or he will be cut off from his $750,000,000 fortune. But when Arthur falls in love with a poor waitress, he must decide if he wants to choose love or money.1
"I'm going to take a bath."-Arthur Bach
"I'll alert the media."-Hobson - DirectorJames L. BrooksStarsJack NicholsonHelen HuntGreg KinnearA single mother and waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship after the artist is assaulted in a robbery.1 *
"You make me want to be a better man."-Melvin Udall - DirectorLouis MalleStarsBurt LancasterSusan SarandonKate ReidIn a corrupt city, a small-time gangster and the estranged wife of a pot dealer find themselves thrown together in an escapade of love, money, drugs and danger.1
"Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with
the rackets, whoring, guns."-Lou Pascal - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsMichael J. FoxChristopher LloydLea ThompsonMarty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the maverick scientist Doc Brown.1
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need
roads."-Dr. Emmett Brown