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- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramFire Chief Joe Carson appoints Oliver as his assistant, assuming he'll pay for his trip to a Miami convention. Instead, Oliver's complaints about how the Hooterville Fire Department is inept and unprepared result in Carson being booted and himself being named chief. Not wanting the job or the grief he's getting for supposedly stabbing Uncle Joe in the back, Oliver finds a way to get himself canned--fining everyone in the valley for fire code violations.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFrank CadyCriminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal shipped to Hooterville. Lisa knows real jewels when she sees them, but Oliver's sure they're just costume. After taking them to be appraised, the sheriff arrests Oliver for the jewelry store heist.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramRecent law school graduate Brian Williams pitches Oliver on joining him in a new practice. After another of his patriotic speeches, this time about law, Oliver is ready to hang out his shingle. Lisa is excited about becoming their secretary, against Oliver's better judgment, and Eb is ready to take over running the farm.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D.C. for the national convention. When the stewardess tries to throw the pig off the DC-3, the Douglases come on board to smooth over the problem. While Oliver tries to get the hiding Arnold out of "the occupied," the plane takes off with five Hootervillians aboard.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramA check of their their marriage license reveals that Oliver and Lisa aren't husband and wife. They'd been mistakenly given a license to practice dentistry.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver wants to start his farming, but Lisa demands he have their house redecorated first. Sam Drucker recommends a decorator from Pixley. Kate Bradley tries to tutor Lisa in the kitchen since she doesn't know the first thing about cooking. Kate starts by showing her how to make something easy: hotcakes. Adding to the chaos is Oliver's mother, who arrives to rescue Lisa from this nightmarish, rustic life.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramWhile all of Hooterville is excited about the upcoming big dance, Eb is obsessed with raising $20. He wants to buy his girlfriend a birthday present and take her to the "swanky" Pixley Diner (which has tablecloths). Oliver refuses to advance him the money, telling him to be ingenious. First, Eb begins leasing out the Douglas' wardrobe and telling folks that the couple's strapped for cash. After Oliver puts a stop to that foolishness, he babysits ten babies at once while their parents go to the dance.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFrank CadyLisa and Eb become entranced by a diary they find in the barn that contains the thrilling, romantic tale of one Lydia Plunkett - a traveling saleswoman for corsets in 1898.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFrank Cady"Famous pig lawyer" Oliver Douglas arrives in Chicago with Lisa and Eb to prove Arnold's the rightful heir to a $20,000,000 Birnbach pork fortune. While Arnold is given the royal treatment by the hotel staff, the Douglases are brushed aside as persona non grata and shoved into a room the size of a closet. At the lawyers' meeting to claim the money, Arnold's tail makes the ridiculous prediction of snow in July. The red carpet is suddenly rolled up and they're all given the bum's rush out of the hotel.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramAlarmed by the dropping population of Hooterville, Oliver calls a town meeting to find ways to keep the young people from moving away. Lisa urges him not to become involved because his "goo dooding" always backfires, but he forges ahead anyway. Soon, he's involuntarily volunteered his barn to be the valley's new youth center.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramEleven-year-old Dinky Watson's wild story about his recent trip to the moon enthralls Eb and Lisa. Oliver believes none of it, especially after the kid sells Lisa a "moon rock" for $14. But once the rock stars beeping under the moonlight (and whenever Arnold oinks at it), Oliver suspects he's the subject of a practical joke. Oliver has his doctor X-ray it, but comes up with nothing. Fearing he's cracking up, he ships it off to NASA for their scientists to examine.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver is irritated to be sharing his birthday with Arnold Ziffel, partially because the pig is getting so much attention. Even after Haney pitches him on a selection of ridiculous gifts, he refuses to buy Arnold a present. This proves embarrassing when the Ziffel "boy" gives him an electric snout warmer. Even though he requested no celebration, Oliver's convinced that Lisa is throwing a surprise party, so he puts on his tux and goes all around Hooterville looking for it. He gets a surprise, but it's not a party.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLori, the little city-girl who missed the train back to the city, is staying on the farm. Lisa's plans to introduce her to the local children by having a party, get out of hand; the festivities grow to include an elephant and Haney giving biplane rides. While Oliver fights to downsize her event, he searches for a replacement part for his ancient Hoyt-Clagwell tractor so he can begin planting.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver can't find any pickers for his apple crop, and Lisa tries to learn how to drive.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa sulks when Oliver refuses to take her to New York for a big party. Meanwhile, Eb has begun hanging out with his new little, chubby, invisible friend Charlie. Not to be left out, Lisa fabricates Natasha, and then Oliver makes up Homer to spite the other two. A few days of this has Oliver thinking Eb needs a doctor. When trying to explain all of this foolishness to the sheriff, Oliver is the one who ends up looking screwy.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramArnold the pig is the key witness to a daring robbery, and just the pig to cook the crook's bacon.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe governor declares the state bankrupt, shuts down most services, and raises taxes by 52%. Hothead Oliver demands the locals protest and, after hearing Lisa's story of how her father the king responded to a tax increase, secedes from the union. They blow up the bridge across Simpson's Swamp and anoint Mr. Douglas as King Oliver I. Now in a panic, Governor Carstairs puts on his waders and comes to the kingdom of Hooterville for a summit with his royal highness.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramRalph wants Hank to ask her to the Carpenter's Ball, but he comes up with feeble excuses to avoid it. With Oliver refusing to attend the foolish event, Lisa schemes to get the two together by asking Hank to be her date to the ball. In no time, Hooterville gossips have declared that the Douglas' marriage is on the rocks and Lisa and Hank are flying off Acapulco. Oliver decides the only way to stop the rumors is to attend with Lisa. For his efforts, he comes in third place in the beauty contest.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborElaine JoyceOliver contacts Carol, his one-time secretary, to find out where she'd had his watch repaired years earlier. In this pilot for a proposed series, Carol now works for a domineering California realtor. She prevents her boss from being conned by a man that Oliver had tried to indict back in New York.
- DirectorRalph LevyStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborJohn DalyOliver Wendell Douglas quits his job as a lawyer and moves from Park Avenue to Hooterville. He wants to get away from the "rat race" of the city. His beautiful wife Lisa doesn't exactly love the idea.
- 1965–197130mTV-G7.4 (146)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver and Lisa finally get their furniture delivered from New York but it's sent to the "new" Haney place.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver's Hoyt-Clagwell tractor breaks down, and his neighbors come to the rescue.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborEleanor AudleyOliver's mother doesn't approve of his decision to become a farmer so she sabotages his soil samples.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver finally gets a phone installed but it's placed on top of the telephone pole.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramEleanor the cow is pregnant and everyone thinks that it's Lisa who is expecting.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver gets in trouble with Lisa when he forgets how long they have been married.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa is against buying neighboring property owned by the Watsons until she sees their farmhouse. Thinking it's part of the deal, Lisa sells the Watsons' furniture to Mr. Haney and has their things brought over. All of this happens while Oliver is in New York arranging the financing.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborAlvy MooreWhile fixing the TV antenna, Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle. Hooterville residents parade through his bedroom to give their regards. They all bring him food, but eat it themselves as they crowd him off his bed to watch "Frankenstein Meets Mary Poppins" on TV.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver will make considerably more on his apple crop if he gets it to market first. He hires local high schoolers to pick the fruit and uses their old truck to haul them. As the rickety vehicle suffers numerous breakdowns, the apple prices begin to drop. Finally, Lisa's "hotscakes" come to the rescue.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramRalph Monroe is smitten with Hank Kimball, but discovers that he won't date a woman with a man's name. She asks Oliver to file court papers to have her name changed to something more feminine. While in court, Oliver learns that his license to practice law is not recognized by the state. This sends Oliver back to the books to study for the state's bar exam.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa agreed to try out the farm for six months. Today's the day she decides whether to stay in Hooterville or return to New York. Everyone anxiously awaits her decision. In the meantime, Oliver flashes back to their first days on the farm, his physical mishaps around the house, and the lousy products Haney's tried to sell him.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver is invited to New York to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet but he arrives with an unexpected stowaway. Meanwhile, the Ziffels fear that they'll lose Arnold to Mr. Haney, who's trying to take the pig in lieu of a debt that he claims the Ziffels owe him.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramSam Drucker's going on a two-week vacation to visit his sister and leaves Oliver to take over his duties as deputy sheriff. Complications ensue when Oliver demonstrates how to use a pair of handcuffs to Lisa before discovering that he's lost the keys.
- 1965–197130mTV-G8.0 (130)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborTom LesterLisa wants to surprise Oliver with a new tractor for his birthday. To keep it out of sight, she has it delivered to the Ziffels' farm. The old couple mistakes it for a gift from Mrs. Douglas, leading Doris to think that Fred and Lisa are having a torrid affair.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa believes that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. After he claims to have seen a spotted horse and a zebra, she calls Doc Stuart to give him a checkup. Lisa's attempt to slip Oliver a sedative backfires, resulting in her taking a very long nap.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramA drought in Hooterville has crops wilting in the fields. Oliver is so desperate, he agrees to pay Haney $350 if he can bring some relief. That's when Haney presents dancing Chief Thundercloud. When the rains eventually arrive, Oliver refuses to pay. He claims the Chief's dancing is not what did the trick.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe "Every Other Wednesday Afternoon Discussion Club" decides to bring culture to the valley by starting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra. Oliver calls the women "nuts" for considering such a ridiculous idea. Undeterred, Lisa calls her conductor friend Sir Geoffrey to come and conduct the orchestra. What he encounters is the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Marching Band playing the only song they know.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramWhen the dreaded "bing bug" threatens all the crops in Hooterville, Oliver tries to rally the people to rid the town of the menace. He is then volunteered to be the one to fly the crop duster over the fields due to his experience as a pilot in World War II. It also gives him and Lisa a chance to reminisce about the first time they met after his engine failed during a mission.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramShort on water, Mr. Haney contracts Willie the Well-Witcher to find a new spot to dig a well. But once Mr. Haney gets water, the Douglases lose theirs. After Willie witches a new well for Oliver, the Ziffles' water dries up. After a few more rounds of this, Oliver suggests the valley get its water from a reservoir. That idea sounds great, until the valves are opened.
- 1965–197125mTV-G8.4 (114)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborTom LesterThe draft board sends Arnold Ziffel a conscription notice without realizing he is a pig.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramRalph is devastated when her true love, Hank Kimball, stands her up on another date. Lisa's solution is make Ralph more feminine. While she works at the mammoth task, Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb. Later, the "new" Ralph, complete with false eyelashes that stick together, is presented to the unsuspecting Mr. Kimball.
- 1965–197126mTV-G7.7 (117)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborTom LesterEb is suddenly smitten with with Betty Jo Bradley and asks Oliver for some fatherly advice on romance. Recalling how his first evening out with Lisa cost him a fortune, Oliver advises Eb to make all of their evening's plans. That's just what Eb does--incorrectly--causing Betty Jo to cancel their date.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramJames Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming to make a big Hollywood movie so they all enroll in Haney's film-acting school. In the meantime, Oliver's farming practices prove especially embarrassing for the camera.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramSam Drucker is selling artificial Christmas trees that squirt "genuine spruce spray" from the top and ooze fake sap from the trunk. Oliver is horrified; he wants an old-fashioned Christmas with a real tree, but first he must get a permit from Mr. Kimball to chop one down. After decorating a real tree on Christmas Eve, the neighbors drop by the Douglases for an evening of songs and Lisa's "hotscake fruitscake."
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver's mother needs bed rest so she heads to her son's farm in Hooterville. All she has to do is ignore a noisy tractor, a ringing telephone, Alf and Ralph's drilling, dancing Sioux Indians, and their chief who thinks she's a looker.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramBored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee." She takes her cause to the extreme, declaring everything from duck hunting to selling chicken eggs off limits. Soon, the Douglas' house is a zoo and the locals are ready to run Lisa out of town.
- 1965–197126mTV-G8.1 (106)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-farmer, and Wanda, his floozy dancer wife. The more Charlie talks about his farm, the more Oliver's convinced that his criminal days are not in the past.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOnce Eb's wild story about meeting space aliens hits the press, tourists descend on the Douglas farm to meet the new celebrity. Oliver's more concerned about the crowd trampling his crops, but the Air Force takes his claim seriously. At least at first.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa says that women in her family must marry an American every fourth generation to keep the huge ring she now wears. She regales Hooterville with the story of her great, great grandmother, the Queen of the Gypsies, and her courtship of an American artist, Cornelius. Much stealing and dancing is involved.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFrank CadyIrritated by complaints and about how much money he's losing, Oliver raises the rates at the Hooterville Phone Company. His top priority, however, is getting the Monroe brothers to connect his own phone inside the house. In the kitchen, Lisa discovers the magic of Dee Dee's Dehydrated Dinners. Just drop a bag into boiling water and out comes a full meal and a bottle of wine.
- 1965–197130mTV-G8.3 (103)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver's reign as "El Presidente" of the phone company crashes and burns when he hires a farm worker to be his operator. He pays Haney to take the nightmare off his hands, but soon Hooterville is up in arms over the price-gouging Haney Phone Company.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFrank CadyLisa tells another version of how she and Oliver met during World War II. As a member of the Hungarian underground, she saved him from Nazis by hiding him in a barn and got him a Purple Heart by poking him in the rump with a pitchfork. They saw each other again after the war when Lisa was a professional cello player.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramWith Doris away for a few days, Fred looks after Arnold by himself. When Arnold sees an advertisement for free movies and ice cream, he goes to Pixley. Lisa is convinced he's been pig-napped, so they all go on a search that leads them to a packing house. During a nightmare one morning she accidentally gives Oliver a bloody nose.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOver Lisa's objections, Oliver plans on attending a farm symposium alone. To watch over her, he hires a charming young British man as a temporary farm hand. Determined to go along, Lisa plots to make Oliver so jealous of the handsome hired help that he wouldn't dare leave her behind.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver gets the usual runaround from Haney when he complains about the ancient tractor he'd bought. But suddenly, it's a new, honest Haney who offers to buy back the tractor and the "dump" of a farm he sold Oliver. Coincidentally, Haney heard that the Douglas farm is in the path of a proposed new highway. Oliver's soon onto his scheme and decides to make the charlatan squirm.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramAlf and Ralph announce that they are finally going to finish the Douglas' bedroom, but the project stalls when the "brothers" have a fight. Lisa hires Ralph as their maid and Oliver can't bring himself to fire her when he discovers she's a good cook.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramEb is embarrassed to tell the Douglases that he was stood up at the altar and took his honeymoon trip alone. He begs an old girlfriend, Cynthia, to pose as his new bride just long enough to meet his "parents". She agrees if it won't take long since she has a big date to get ready for.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramSam Drucker calls the law when he finds $300 is missing from his safe. With the investigation pointing only to Frank Nitti, Eb is finally charged. He shows up in a car he paid $300 for, but can't recall who gave him the money to buy it.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramA mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.
- 1965–197130mTV-G8.4 (105)TV EpisodeDirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramA 10 year old whiz makes a deal with Lisa to "electronificate" the Douglas home for 28 dollars. Havoc ensues as he attempts to automate the entire farm.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramArnold is opening an account at the Pixley Bank when two robbers make off with a bundle of cash and the pig's five dollars. The pair hides out at the Douglas' farm, taking Lisa, Oliver and Eb hostage. Arnold runs off with their bag of loot and takes it to the authorities while the clueless criminals force Lisa to make hotcakes for them.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe farmers of Hooterville sign up for a government-sponsored agriculture exchange program to Europe. When they realize the $300 cost for tickets is per person, not per plane-load, they decide to supply their own airplane and fly themselves over. Since Oliver flew in the war, they draft him to be their pilot. The FAA puts a stop to their cockamamie plans.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborShirley MitchellLisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe Hungarian man who saved the life of Lisa's uncle moves in, seeking repayment for his good deed. Lisa feels an obligation to help Lazlo, but Oliver is simply irritated by his constant money-grubbing. Oliver's also unfazed by Lazlo's threats to cast a Hungarian curse on him.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramIt's planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. After testing the soil, he discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing rutabagas. The locals are overcome with rutabaga fever, going so far as to plan a "Rutabaga Bowl." To spread the word, Lisa is sent up in a hot-air balloon to drop vegetables on people with the message "Eat Hooterville Rutabagas" written on them.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFrank CadyAt Sam Drucker's store, Oliver and Lisa meet their new neighbor who's about to go into labor. Lisa volunteers herself and Oliver to take care of the other two children who are there. After racing the neighbor to the hospital, Oliver arrives home to find Lisa's volunteered to keep the woman's four other children in their home as well. Oliver's nerves become frayed when he's forced to sleep in the floor with the boys and spend all day carrying the kids to and from school.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramPeterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human, he tries to disqualify the swine. Famous "pig lawyer" Oliver Douglas, as he's repeatedly referred to, is retained to fight for Arnold's winnings.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses. Each has a memory attached, leading to flashbacks of Oliver asking Lisa's father for her hand in marriage, the Douglases' honeymoon in Switzerland and their first party in their new Park Avenue apartment.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborTom LesterFed up with the lousy condition of the highway through Hooterville, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks. Oliver runs into a brick wall with the locals because Ben bribes them with expensive gifts; he even has a catalog for them to choose their "gifts" from. The folksy, guitar-playing politician proves too wily for Oliver, even after being caught padding the state payroll with relatives.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramIt's "Old Mail Day" as Sam Drucker hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. He delivers one letter that dates back to 1917. Having learned nothing from his previous letter-writing fiascoes, an upset Oliver complains to the Postmaster General for delivery service. The locals soon turn on Oliver because Drucker's General Store is never open; his letter got the Hooterville post office reclassified and now Sam's always on his bicycle delivering mail.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from agent Hank Kimball. No one's too interested until Terry turns out to be an attractive blonde co-ed. All the men of Hooterville, eligible and otherwise, fall over themselves flirting and fawning. On the night of the big barn dance, the Douglas living room is packed full of maneuvering men, each thinking they're her date for the evening. Terry's choice turns out to be none of the above.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her when she receives a dreaded blue feather in the mail. To "de-hexify" her, Haney sells Lisa a ridiculous recipe that she mixes up, places in a green purse, and hangs outside the front door. Eb gets a look at it and panics because the "green purse hex" will bring a drought. He counteracts it with his own concoction in a red purse. Oliver takes action to put a stop to all this foolishness.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramIt's Lisa's idea for her and Oliver to take separate vacations since they're getting on each other's nerves, but she misses him before she's out of the airport. Oliver's nerves are wrecked by her constant phone calls and the loony locals who think he kicked her out of the house. Fed up, he catches a plane to meet her; his layover in Cuba isn't planned.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramWith the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house (for $4 a day) to a couple with six children. Meanwhile in D.C., Lisa and Eb go to the White House to have unannounced lunch with the president, Kimball causes chaos for the Secretary of Agriculture, and Arnold causes problems in a laundromat. Oliver calls an early end to their trip, forcing Haney to quickly evict the tenants who were secretly leasing the Douglas farmhouse.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramAfter a friendly doe wanders onto the farm, Lisa starts a drive to ban deer hunting. When the governor arrives in Hooterville for the start of hunting season, Lisa presents him with her petition. He threatens Oliver and Lisa with jail time because her petition promises everyone who signed it a one-hundred dollar payment.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborFoster BrooksLocal inventor "Looney Luke" Needlinger has built a contraption that turns hay into milk. Convinced it will make them rich, Haney and Fred pitch Oliver on investing in the machine, but he thinks they're being conned. After seeing the milk maker in action, Oliver convinces a chemist to give the device a once-over. What he discovers insures that cows will always have work.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver, Lisa and Eb talk about reincarnation after watching a movie about a grandfather who returns as a racehorse. Later, when Eb goes missing during a nasty thunderstorm, Lisa is worried sick that something bad has happened to him. She's greatly relieved when he returns home safely--"re-incarcerated" as a dog.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe descendant of Herman, a pig that predicted the weather with his tail, stands to inherit the $20,000,000 Birnbacher estate. Fred Ziffel is convinced it's Arnold who has possesses same talent. Everyone in Hooterville pressures Oliver to take Arnold to Chicago and claim his inheritance. Oliver, however, isn't interested in accepting the embarrassing job of professional "pig lawyer."
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa, the fortune-teller, predicts that a mysterious stranger will soon enter Oliver's life. That stranger turns out to be Tadpole Talbot, Eb's childhood buddy who's now a singing sensation. Tadpole hires Eb to go on the road with him and plug his music, but it's not nearly as glamorous as Eb imagined. Eb's brief music music career ends in an explosion when he plugs Tadpole's AC guitar amplifier into a DC outlet. To Oliver's dismay, Lisa sends her "son" money so he can come back home.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver tries to pick up a special delivery letter that arrived for him at the Hooterville post office. He and Lisa end up traveling all over the valley because Postmaster Drucker mistakenly gave it to Hank Kimball, who gave it to Fred Ziffel, who gave it to his son Arnold. Arnold dropped it in the mail, sending the Douglases to the Pixley post office where two sets of identical twins are working at the windows.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborTom LesterOliver speaks about a law career at Hooterville High and makes a great impression on one student, Kathy, a teenage girl who develops a crush on every speaker who visits. Lisa's irritated when the smitten girl starts showing up at their house fawning over her "groovy" husband and calling her old. Oliver also has to contend with her jilted boyfriend who's angry that he broke them up.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramWith minimal help from Eb, a stressed Oliver begins planting his corn crop. Lisa tries to be a useful farm wife, serving dreadful lemonade which Oliver pours out dumps out in the field. The next morning at that spot, he finds a giant cornstalk that reaches up into the clouds. At the top of the stalk there's a Jolly Green Giant who bellows "Ho, Ho, Ho" and drops down creamed corn, both in the can and by the bucketful.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver's old friend, reporter Mort Warner, comes to Hooterville to relax and soothe his rattled nerves. He's ready to flee in less than one day. Mort is frightened by Lisa's syrupy coffee, hosed down with oil by Oliver's rickety tractor, and has his bed invaded by a TV-watching pig. Fred Ziffel peers at him naked in the outdoor shower, Mr. Haney gouges him with his phony Auto Club, the sheriff arrests him for stealing the Douglas' car, and quail-hunting Hank Kimball fills his behind with buckshot.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOld timbers collapse, trapping Oliver and Lisa in an old root cellar they've discovered under their house. Calling for help through the kitchen sink drain, the two await rescue by Eb, who hits his head and forgets about them Mr. Drucker puts him to bed and places a washcloth on his head.. The addled-brained Kimball tries to pull them up through the pipe using a plumber's helper. Their hopes ride on Arnold Ziffel and a game of charades he plays with Sam Drucker.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver travels to New York to wrap up a case for his old law firm. While he's gone, Lisa and Eb take in a puppy left on the doorstep. When Lisa interrupts his meeting to tell him about "Little Freddie," she fails to mention the baby is a dog. Thinking she's found a human child, he tries to talk her into contacting the sheriff. She refuses, so Oliver abandons his case and races back home to Hooterville.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver clears the room with a long-winded speech to the Bar Association advocating the hiring of ex-convicts. He regrets his words when he's forced into hiring Willie Dunhill, a man who's spent so many years in prison he can't adjust to life on the outside. When Willie's not reminiscing about his old criminals buddies in stir, he's calling Oliver "warden." Lisa picks up on his prison slang and starts talking like a B-movie gangster.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborSkye AubreyEb advertises himself as a wealthy landowner in a magazine personal ad. As he begins communicating with a young woman with a Park Avenue address, the lies about his worth and adventures become progressively exaggerated. When Celia does the unthinkable and comes for a visit, Eb keeps up the charade. He hires Haney to act as his chauffeur and passes off the Douglases as poor sharecroppers who work for him. Oliver forces him to tell her the truth, but Celia has to leave anyway; her father has sent a limo to bring her back to New York.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver invites four city children to spend a week on the farm. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and milk a cow, Lisa falls in love with the little girl of the group, Lori. The two bond while canning jars of Lisa's newest creation, banana jelly. Lisa talks Oliver into letting Lori stay for another month.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramEb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car even though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Noticing how his "parents" are lavishing a fortune on Lori with a new bicycle and rented piano, he feels replaced in the Douglas family and runs away to find a new job. He stops by Drucker's store just long enough to tell Sam how Oliver keeps him locked in leg irons and lost his $4000 on a drunken gambling spree in Las Vegas. Eb quickly returns home to discover Oliver isn't the monster he's been claiming.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramAfter saying goodbye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. Gossip Haney spots her in line at the County Welfare Office and assumes she's there for the free soup. Soon, Hooterville's convinced Oliver has squandered all his money and sent his wife out to find a job. Eb pawns Oliver's car for cash and the locals bring food.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramEd falls head over heels for Carol, the attractive new new schoolteacher in town. He asks her to the dance, forgetting he already has a date with his girlfriend Darlene. He ignores Oliver's advice, instead listening to Mr. Haney and tells Darlene that he has a wife in Racine, Wisconsin. Darlene's father, angry over this news, takes his displeasure out on Oliver's nose
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe Douglases give Eb two acres of land so he can build a house for himself and his future bride, but the boy's only saved $538 for the job. He schemes to raise a down payment for a loan by turning the Douglas farm into a trash dump, a trailer camp, and a honeymoon getaway. To irritate Oliver further, he's forced into a dinner with Eb's future in-laws, the Wheelers, who keep accusing him of being an alcoholic.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramAn embezzler who's a dead ringer for Oliver hides out in Pixley with his wife until the heat is off. Eb spots the crook kissing his moll and assumes it's Oliver cheating on "Mom." Haney also spots the look-alike with a blonde and tries to blackmail Oliver into buying a hideous painting by Pablum Picarasso. When the cops show up, the real Oliver's the first one arrested. With both the real and fake Oliver in custody, the authorities ask Lisa to identify who's who.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramWanting a better paying career, Eb enters the accounting program of a correspondence school. When they mistakenly enroll him in their acting course, Eb believes it's destiny calling. Despite a disastrous attempt at makeup, he studies by dramatizing everyday events; a boring meal becomes dinner with King Louis XIV with Lisa as his serving "wrench"
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramLisa discovers the Women's Lib Movement and decides to take over the male chores on the farm, reducing Oliver to the role of house-husband.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramA paint company offers to put a fresh coat the Douglas' house to take "before and after" photos. As quickly as they apply the paint, the porous wood absorbs it while making a sucking sound. Haney shows Oliver how to close the house's pores using a pore key, but that causes the house to gasp for breath. In the kitchen, Lisa has been practicing cooking spaghetti for three weeks for Oliver's birthday.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramThe duck shipped to Lisa by her uncle is the son of Drobny, the heroic WWII fowl who saved her life when she was in the Hungarian underground. When the locals learn there's a war hero's son in town, they begin plotting an elaborate celebration in hopes of luring in tourists. As usual, they ignore Oliver's attempts to tell them that their guest of honor is just a duck.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramEb and Darlene still don't have a location for their wedding, even though it's just two weeks away. Mr. Haney's first suggestion, to have it for free at a car wash, is shot down by Darlene. His second scheme comes complete with a household of furniture. Eb signs a contract to have their ceremony on TV in a furniture emporium's window. This time, Darlene's father puts a halt to the idea. To keep from being sued by the store, Lisa and Oliver fill in as bride and groom.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramTo keep their guest Drobny, a male duck, from becoming lonely - Lisa tries to find a female duck.
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsEddie AlbertEva GaborPat ButtramOliver's really bad day starts when Kimball falls through the dry-rotted front porch and sprains his ankle. After Lisa moves the injured patient into their bedroom to recuperate he blows non-stop on his kazoo whenever he wants something. Ralph Monroe shows up wearing a nurse's uniform from a theater production to care for her "Hankie" and throw herself at him while he can't run away. Self-appointed "attorney" Haney tries to soak Oliver with a $50,000 lawsuit, and local farmers bring their livestock into the bedroom for Kimball's animal clinic. Oliver finally storms out in search of a saloon.