- You're only as good as your last show, that's what they say. My last show was canceled.
- Comedians of my era don't seem to be able to get on stand-up shows. So they should bring one back for people of my era, they should call it Still Alive at the Apollo.
- Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're diabetic, then insulin is a lot better.
- I went into PC World yesterday. You've got to be careful what you say there.
- [on David Bowie] I went to a wig shop, when I was doing the TV shows back in the '80s, they used to have this wig shop where you'd go and get lace wigs to do the characters. And he happened to be in there and he was a really nice fella and he took the time to say hello and I really noticed his eyes.
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