"I'm sure they're going to take care of me, and even if they don't, I
don't care. Because you know what? I'm going to be on
Jay Leno in two
weeks!" - on the amount he was paid ($1,000) by the producers of the
$60,000 "The Blair Witch Project" (which has so far made $80 million),
to The New York Times August 1999.