He is in Witness Protection. He is a former mobster.
Only wears black in honor of his personal hero Johnny Cash.
Lives in a gated community. To keep the riffraff away.
Waters down his dipping tobacco every time he uses it.
Was practicing his routine for the upcoming performance of " Water Buffaloes on Ice". And ended up pulling his groins and pelvis tendons. He will be out of preforming for no less that 8 months.