- [his show closing announcement at the Improv and Jon Lovitz comedy clubs] Please drive safely on your way home and if you don't feel you can drive safely, let us know. We will gladly call you a cab, call you a drunk and push you out the doors!
- [his "Schticky" one liner whenever a co-host or guest makes reference to anything that sounds like a sexual act or innuendo especially when it is not a sexual reference] I think I paid for that once in Thailand!
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