- Title Card: The Girl. So innocent she thinks St. Jacobs Oil is a branch of the Standard.
- Title Card: The unwelcome suitor. He has ambitions to pitch the first ball when the League of Nations opens the season in Cincinnati.
- Title Card: The Boy. The Spring Fever germs are holding a torchlight procession in his system.
- The Boy's Co-Worker: What is it - in love or got a stomach-ache?
- The Boy's Co-Worker: I'll bring him back if I have to chase him till his feet stutter.
- Title Card: The Busy Bee Cafe - - Poorboy sandwiches at rich boys prices.
- The Boss: I don't blame you for running away, sonny. Spring fever is worse than cholera-morbus.