Parlor, Bedroom and Bath (1931)
Natalie Moorhead: Leila Crofton
Quotes
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Leila Crofton : Well, I should think she'd be able to take one look at you and realize that if you were left alone with a woman... why...
Reginald Irving : We'd both be safe.
[pause]
Reginald Irving : I-I was in a house one time, aaall alone with the most beautiful French maid... and she tried to kiss me. She was baking a pie...
Leila Crofton : And what did you do?
Reginald Irving : ...I ate the pie.
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Angelica Embrey : He is not a nincompoop!
Leila Crofton : Oh, Angie, my dear, if he were ever left alone in a dark room with a beautiful woman, he'd drop dead.
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Nita Leslie : I know what I'll do. I'll raise the Devil! I'm going out with the worst man that I know to do terrible things. And I'm going to let Freddie know about it. Then, he'll have to come back!
Leila Crofton : Well, after all, dear, it's your own affair. But, don't do anything foolish! Alimony may be easy money, but it don't make up for a lot of lonesome nights.