Sidewalks of New York (1931)
Buster Keaton: Harmon
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Quotes
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Bailiff : [very quickly] DoYouSwearToTellTheTruth,AndNothingButTheTruth,SoHelpYouGod?
Harmon : ...Huh?
Bailiff : DoYouSwearToTellTheTruth,AndNothingButTheTruth,SoHelpYouGod?
Judge : Answer him?
Bailiff : DoYouSwearToTellTheTruth,AndNothingButTheTruth,SoHelpYouGod?
Harmon : No.
Judge : What?
Harmon : I can't understand a thing he's saying!
Judge : He's asking if you swear...
Harmon : No, but I know all the words.
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Harmon : [Recording his marriage proposal to Margie, Harmon doesn't know how to start; so, Poggle shows him a series of Sheet Music. Harmon reads and records the song titles] My Fate is in your hands - You brought a new kind of love to me - You're driving me crazy - If I had a girl like you - I'd climb the highest mountain - My one and only - I want to make you mine - Body and soul - Till the sands of the desert grow cold - What'll I do
[Poogle next shows him the sheet music to "Yes! We have no bananas"]
Harmon : I'd like to kick you right in the pants.
Poggle : Now, here's your proposal, see. Tonight, when the lights are low and Margie's up to your house, play that for her on the phonograph.