Traveling Husbands (1931)

Hugh Herbert: Hymie Schwartz

Quotes 

• Hymie Schwartz : He's big, but, remember this, they all look alike in a Turkish bath.

• Hymie Schwartz : Say, what's the matter? Its so quiet around here. Ain't we supposed to be havin' some fun? Hey, Pinkie, turn on the radio and we'll make a little whoopie.

  Pinkie : Right, ol' boy, ol' boy, ol' boy, ol' boy.

• Joe : Why do I take such chances?

  Hymie Schwartz : Oh, we can't lose. The guy that wired me - *owns* the horse. He sleeps with him!

  Walter : A man sleeping with a horse, don't prove nothin', mister!

  Hymie Schwartz : You ought to know. Yeah, you ought to know.