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Quotes
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Jean Lawrence : A speakeasy that closes at two o'clock is practically a tea room!
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Jean Lawrence : You know that I'm for you and I know that you're for me and there's no friends like old friends.
Polaire : It's the three of us.
Jean Lawrence : Against the men.
Schatzi : [singing] Almost like old times...
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Dey Emery : Always together, thicker than thieves, and out for no good. I call them the three musketeers of riverside drive.
Polaire : Faith.
Schatzi : Hope.
Jean Lawrence : Charity.
Jean Lawrence , Polaire , Schatzi : Ta da!
Boris Feldman : You should be on the stage.
Jean Lawrence , Polaire , Schatzi : Oh, we've been.
Polaire : Ladies of Follies.
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Jean Lawrence : What's Pops to you?
Polaire : Well, he's my fiancé. Not that we're engaged or anything like that.
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Jean Lawrence : What's Pops to you?
Polaire : Well, you wouldn't expect a nice girl like me to leave a kind, old gentleman like Pops sitting alone at the Metropolitan Club without a friend to call his own.
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Boris Feldman : You know what gives me more trouble than anything else in the world?
Jean Lawrence : Well, it might be your income tax man and it might be your waistline.
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Boris Feldman : Caviar?
Jean Lawrence : Don't speak of food while I'm drinking my dinner.
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Jean Lawrence : Come on, everybody, let's have a little drinkie!
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Boris Feldman : Not a piano player. A pianist, please.
Jean Lawrence : It's the same thing to me.
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Schatzi : That's what I call high, wide and handsome.
Jean Lawrence : Handsome is as handsome does.
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Jean Lawrence : Oh, I'm hot. Oh, I wonder were my dress is? I did have a dress once. Pardon my appearance.
Boris Feldman : I find it hard to.
Jean Lawrence : Oh, this is the most wonderful couch in the world. Do you mind if I stay here?
Boris Feldman : Just what do you want?
Jean Lawrence : I want to take piano lessons.
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Dey Emery : Couldn't they have fallen inside your dress?
Justin Emery : I think you better look.
Jean Lawrence : Do you? All right, I will.
Schatzi : Well, I'll help you.
Jean Lawrence : No, thanks! No, I'll search myself. Now, watch closely, Mr. Emery. See that I don't pull any Houdini tricks.
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Jean Lawrence : Now that we've got that off our mind, what have you got on your hips?
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Schatzi : Where you been keepin' yourself?
Jean Lawrence : Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. Where's Polaire?
Schatzi : Ask me any questions you want to, I can keep my trap shut.
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Jean Lawrence : Where's my dress? Where's my dress?
Schatzi : A dress, more or less, never bothered you before.
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Schatzi : Oh, it makes me feel a little queer.
Jean Lawrence : Yeah, me too.
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Jean Lawrence : When people have fun together, that's something, isn't it.
Polaire : Sometimes I think that's all there is.
Jean Lawrence : So do I... sometimes.
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Jean Lawrence : I'll change any habits of mine that don't suit you, the day you change your face for what I can stand.
Polaire : You won't have to stand anything about me any more than I do about you, you poor blonde wop!
Jean Lawrence : Don't you call me a blonde wop!
Schatzi : Stop scrapping, both of you! She can't help it if she's Italian.
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Jean Lawrence : [a passenger has bumped her rear end as they are exiting the ship in New York] Will you kindly take your suitcase out of the small of my back?
Passenger exiting liner : I beg your pardon. I didn't know it was the small of your back.
Jean Lawrence : Well, you're a stranger to me, and that's the small of my back to you!
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Jean Lawrence : You gonna make me believe that I've bought $43 worth of liquor since I've been on this boat?
Waiter : Oh, no, madame. These are only the drinks you haven't paid for yet.
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Jean Lawrence : Say, whatta you do?
Boris Feldman : I play the piano.
Jean Lawrence : Is that all?
Boris Feldman : Well, I took tambourine lessons, but I gave them up when I was very young.
Jean Lawrence : Oh, dear - a comic as well.
Polaire : He happens to play a little better than anyone else in the world.