- Zasu: Thelma, my poor feet. Where do you suppose we are now? Walked far enough to have been back in Joplin.
- Zasu: Oh my, I'm awful sorry, but my skirt got caught in the door and, you know, when you closed the door in such a hurry. It's my new skirt too! My mother just sent it to me from Joplin, Its awfully stretchy... do you want to feel?
- Mr. Bailey - Farmer: Those dad burned city critters. I wish they were men for a couple of seconds, I'd fix 'em.
- Farm Hand: What's the matter, Mr. Bailey?
- Mr. Bailey - Farmer: The matter? Ha! Them womens back again.