- [last lines]
- Singers: In days of old / When knights were bold / And romance had its fling. / All hail the royal bride and groom. / Long live the king!
- King: She acts like a fanatic! Lock her in the attic!
- [first lines]
- Singers: [off-screen] In days of old / When knights were bold / And nightshirts held their sway, / A jolly minstrel strummed his lute / And sang this merry lay:
- Mickey Mouse: I am a wandering minstrel. / I journey from afar. / My worldly goods are a sleepy old mule, / A song and a busted guitar. / Ha ha!
- [first title card]
- Title Card: [written on a partly unrolled scroll, which obscures the last line] Ye Caste / Ye Wandering Minstrel~ MICKEY MOUSE / Ye Princess~~~~~ MINNIE MOUSE / Ye Prince~~~~~ DIPPY DAWG / Ye Olde King~~~
- King: On my command, you'll give thy hand and wedlock to yon prince.
- Goofy: [guffaws] I know you'll learn to love me.
- [kisses Minnie]
- Minnie Mouse: [slapping Goofy] Never! Never! Never!