March of the Wooden Soldiers (1934)

Ferdinand Munier: Santa Claus

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• The Toy Maker : [showing off one of the toy soldiers built for Santa's order]  Isn't it wonderful? It does everything but talk.

  Santa Claus : Wonderful, yes. But not what I ordered.

  The Toy Maker : What do you mean?

  Santa Claus : I ordered 600 soldiers at 1 foot high.

  The Toy Maker : What?

  [turning to Stannie Dum] 

  The Toy Maker : You took that order. What was it?

  Stannie Dum : I thought you said 100 soldiers at 6 foot high.

  Santa Claus : [laughing]  You've got the order all wrong! I couldn't give those things to my children to play with.

  [laughing continues] 

  The Toy Maker : Put it back in the box and get out of here! You're through!