Hollywood Party (1934)

George Givot: Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke

Quotes 

• Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : I wonder who they are?

  Producer Buddy Goldfarb : Oklahoma oil, new in Hollywood.

• Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : I wonder who they are.

  Producer Buddy Goldfarb : Oklahoma oil doing Hollywood; slug nutty about royalty, movie stars. titles, and that sort of thing.

  Harvey Clemp : [to Jake the Cabbie]  Pardon me, but do you know where the great Schnarzan lives?

  Jake the Cabbie : Yes, sir.

  Harvey Clemp : Sorry young man, but I didn't get your name.

  Jake the Cabbie : Jake.

  Harvey Clemp : My name's Harvey Clemp, I'm the millionaire oil king from Clemp City, Oklahoma. This is my wife, Henrietta, the oil queen. Henrietta, this is Jake.

  Henrietta Clemp : How do you do?

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : That gives me an idea.

  [pauses] 

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : Don't worry, Mr. Goldfarb, I'll crash Schnarzan's party, all right.

  Henrietta Clemp : My husband is the multi-est millionaire in Oklahoma. Show the man, Harvey.

  Harvey Clemp : [takes out a $1000 dollar bill, and tears it up]  A thousand dollar bill. You can't do that unless you're a millionaire.

  Producer Buddy Goldfarb : They'll recognize you at the party, everybody knows Liondora.

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : Ah, but I will not be Liondora. I will be the Grand Royal Duke, Spiros Demitros Nikolaus Forfoite Forenikus from southern part Europe, good old Peloponnesius!

• Harvey Clemp : Sorry, but I didn't catch the name.

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : I am Grand Royal Duke. Spiros Demitros Nicolaus Forfoite Forenikus.

  Harvey Clemp : Beg pardon, I still didn't get the name?

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : Oh, it's very easy, is most simplicity: I am Grand Royal Duke Spiros Demitros Nicolaus Forfoite Forenikus.

  Harvey Clemp : Oh, well let it go.

• Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : [Egyptian-style music plays in the background as Henrietta reclines on a lounge chair]  Oh, is beautiful, is wonderful. What a night, what a night. Oh, the moon is so marshmallow in the fragrance of your hair.

  Henrietta Clemp : Oh, your Grace, I guess I was just made for love.

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : Oh you sweet honey bunch doughnuts, you can't be for to hide your feelings when soul is respond to soul. You have heart, you have fire, you make me for to burn.

  Henrietta Clemp : Oh, Grace!

  Henrietta Clemp : Don't call me Grace, to you I am just plain Nicolaus.

  Henrietta Clemp : Nico... laus?

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : From southern part Europe, good old Pelopennesius.

  Henrietta Clemp : Pelopennesius, what a beautiful name. How lovely, how romantic.

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : Oh, Henrietta.

  Henrietta Clemp : You mustn't, Grace.

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : [Bob Benson sees Nicolaus making advances on Henrietta from behind a trellis]  Call me, call me Nicolaus.

  Henrietta Clemp : No, I like Pelopennesus better.

  Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke : [Nicolaus starts getting fresh with Henrietta]  Oh, let me for to grab your lipstick!

  Henrietta Clemp : Oh no, no no,Oh! No, I mustn't!

  [Benson goes off to get Harvey Clemp]