It's a Gift (1934)

T. Roy Barnes: Insurance Salesman

Quotes 

• Insurance Salesman : Do you know a man by the name of LaFong? Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. LaFong. Carl LaFong.

  Harold : No, I don't know Carl LaFong - capital L, small a, capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did know Carl LaFong, I wouldn't admit it!

  Insurance Salesman : Well he's a railroad man and he leaves home very early in the morning.

  Harold : Well, he's a chump.

• Insurance Salesman : How old are you?

  Harold : None of your business.

  Insurance Salesman : I'd say you were a man about 50.

  Harold : You would say that.

• Insurance Salesman : If you should live to be 100...

  [Harold chases him off the deck] 

  Harold : And suppose I live to be 200, I'll get a velocipede!